Stolen from
doomy_slasher Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot girl. Is unique in her clothing style and is brilliant at the things she loves best whatever that may be. Loved by her friends and envied by her enemies.
(haha, I so agree with this)
2) Your age?
twenty dollars worth of marijuana
(um...yeah)
3) One of your friends?
(hehehe, isn't defined yet)
4) What should you be doing?
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
5) Favorite color?
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
(can you guess what it is?)
6) Hometown?
Where everyone is rich, and on drugs
(clearly they haven't been there, but the drug part is true...)
7) Month of your birthday?
The most popular form of
rain when getting married to a hot and sexy
rockstar.
(...)
8) Last person you talked to?
The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.
(And I just love her busted nose as well lol)
9) What did you last eat?
A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.
10) Your nickname?
A term, especially in art, used to characterize something that is characteristically self-referential.