"Pull the fire alarm and spray some salt"
-I have a day off and its tomorrow. well today actually.
-work is exciting cuz tina is gonna beat up this girl who always rubs my head.
-new years eve is wed. im working and i think going to katie B's thing after with Jim.
-Jessica simpson didnt know was rigimortis was.
-i had to walk the pup today. he took a shit by the tree and smelt it afterwards.
-i was thinking of getting a third tattoo. but i dunno, what do you think?????
-i have this mouth sore medicine that works wonders. it numbs the area so that i can talk freely without pain. i love it. its like the wonder drug.
-yeah speaking of black nuns in a big red church i need some cereal.
-aha! i got you, that last sentence made no sense!
-work is exciting cuz tina is gonna beat up this girl who always rubs my head.
-new years eve is wed. im working and i think going to katie B's thing after with Jim.
-Jessica simpson didnt know was rigimortis was.
-i had to walk the pup today. he took a shit by the tree and smelt it afterwards.
-i was thinking of getting a third tattoo. but i dunno, what do you think?????
-i have this mouth sore medicine that works wonders. it numbs the area so that i can talk freely without pain. i love it. its like the wonder drug.
-yeah speaking of black nuns in a big red church i need some cereal.
-aha! i got you, that last sentence made no sense!