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[messyturk]

[Reno can be found in the Bazaar looking at the menswear, he's probably muttering swear words under his breath and has pretty much no clue what the hell he's doing. He hasn't worn a tie in well over a decade, let alone tucked his shirt in.

Someone should help him before he decides to go to the damn party in a t-shirt.]

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[Jinx decided that he might as well go down to the Bazaar to see what all the commotion was about. Yah, he found it. There were clothes everywhere. In fact, saying there were clothes everywhere would be an understatement.

He's taking his time to see exactly how to tuxedo that he found in a box when he spots Reno looking as confused as ever.

Maybe they can learn something, man to man.]

Wacha' up ta', Red?

[His eyes are still on one of those nicely dressed mannequins.]

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I ain't wearing a bahamut fucking dress to this formal event.

[He's scowling at the various pants in black, trying to find his actual size. He'd rather not have them too bit or too long for this.]

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[Jinx can't help but picture Reno in a dress. He chuckles.]

Hey, I gotta fuckin' box of clothes at my door yesterday. I could help ya' find somethin' a little less feminine than a dress if ya' want.

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Those are probably meant for you to wear Jinx.

[Jinx it's a disturbing picture really, he pulls it off a tad too well.]

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I know that. I mean that since ya' don't seem ta' know what th' hell yer doin', that I could help ya' out.

[He fingers through those trousers.]

Gotta get somethin' fer a friend anyway.

They're so damn manly. XD

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I know what I'm doing. I've been clothes shopping before.

[AH HAH! there's his size. More than one even!]

I'm better at dressing other people.

Only the manliest~

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Well haven't, but ya' gotta start somewhere.

[Two? Jinx might have to snag the other one for Xanxus.]

So you'll help me dress another person, then?

-SNICKER-

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Gotta wear the new clothes you get though.

[No idea if they'll fit the guy.]

Sure.

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[Hopefully they do; Jinx doesn't even know his own size.]

So what colors ya' lookin' fer?

[Here comes mister professional fashionista I've-Head-One-Waistcoat-in-My-Entire-Life to help you, Reno.]

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[Jeez you fail Jinx.]

Anything but purple. I look like a dumbass in purple.

[Yes well, Reno's only owned one suit in his entire life... well multiples of the same suit but you get the drift. The Turk uniform isn't exactly formalwear.]

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Most people look like a dumbass in purple, Buddy.

[Jinx looks to those ties.]

Gotta date yet?

[messyturk]

Not really, but whatever.

[Reno's raising an eyebrow.]

Are you asking?

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[Great job, Reno. You just made this incredibly awkward.~]

Askin' who?

[messyturk]

[Awkward for you maybe~]

Who do you think?

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I'm thinkin' it's you.

[messyturk]

Really now?