I should have my brain examined by a professional.
A - Available: Depends. Let me check my calendar.
A - Age: 20
A - Annoyance: bad grammar
B - Best Friends: I don't have friends
B - Bar: I only like gay bars. Safer.
B - Birthday: 04.15
C - Crush: Yes.
C - Car: First, I need a license...a license to...drive...
C - Cat: Cats are sexy.
D - Dead Pets Name: Unoriginal.
D - Dads Name: Robin
D - Dog: They aight, but they tend to smell bad.
E - Easiest person to talk to: myself
E - Eggs: I like 'em boiled and I like 'em scrambled in my fried rice.
E - Everlasting memory: All my memories last as long as I remember them.
F - Favorite color: I can't see.
F - Food: Immediately please.
F - Foreign Slang: "yeahyeahyeah" and "are you funny?" and "i am joke, everything is joke" and etc.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: better question: gummy toddlers or gummy gums?
G - God: Why yes, would you like to speak with Him?
G - Good Time: Every moment is a good time (awwww, should I write for Chicken Soup for the Soul? Awww...)
H- Hair Color: My hair was burned off during a freak highlighting accident at a hair salon in a back alley behind Taco Bell.
H - Height: Depends on which pair of prosthetic legs I feel like wearing that day.
H - Happy: I don't have emotions.
I - Ice Cream: Only the kind that tastes like gasoline.
I - Instrument: Scalpel. Or anal probe.
I - Idol: I secretly worship baby sheep when my roommates go to sleep.
J - Jewelery: I got this sweet necklace off some lady who was taking a nap in the alley...
J - Job: I try to wash windshields sometimes. I usually don't get paid for that though.
J - Joke: I am joke. Everything is joke.
K - Kids: Goats usually make me nervous.
K - karate: Mr. Miyagi taught me everything I know.
K - kung fu: Um, yeah.
L - Longest Car Ride: This one time, I was in Thailand and I was in the back of this truck for six hours and it was so bumpy I flew up in the air a lot of times. Not the longest, but the bumpiest.
L - Longest Relationship: I don't have relationships. I exchange contact with human beings for non-perishable items.
L - Lonely: If by lonely, you mean indigestion, then...yes, I would like some Pepto please.
M - Milk Flavor: Oh please.
M - Mothers Name: Soledad
M - Movie Last Watched: The Breakfast Club
N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Northern or Southern: Jelly Bellies.
N - Name: Rachel
O - ONE WISH: I wish that I could read.
O - One Phobia: people who wear socks on their hands.
O - Otter Pops: That's so first grade.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: I don't have parents. I was a miracle infant that washed up on the Oregon coast.
P - Part of your appearence you like best: I think my crazy eye is my most charming attribute.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: People don't like me for my personality. They like me for my lunch money.
Q - Quote: "Two hits -- me hittin you, you hittin the floor. Anytime you're ready."
Q - Quick or Slow: Depends.
Q - Quality: Stealing stuff from the dump = quality merchandise.
R - Reason to smile: My lips were burned off in a freak chemistry project accident. So I smile all the time.
R - Reality TV Show: Project Runway
R - Right or Left: Frog
S - Song Last Heard: Better Than Ezra - A Lifetime
S - Season: Like sand through the hourglass.
S - Sex: Mm-hmm. It's everywhere.
T - Time you woke up: I don't sleep, so I can't wake up.
T - Time Now: 4:12
T - Time for bed: All the time.
U - Unknown Fact about me: I wanted to be an amateur detective, a la Nancy Drew.
U - Unicorns: Unicorns are love.
U - Unhappy: No emotions.
V - Vegetable you hate: Cilantro. I don't care if it's not a vegetable, I hate it.
V - Vegetable you love: Bok choy.
V - View on Politics: Oh please.
W- Worst Habits: I'm an ocean of bad habits.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Who knows.
W- Weight:No thanks, I'm invisible.
X - X-Rays: Yeah. They're cool.
X - X-Rated Porn: Not as cool as x-rays.
X - X-tra special someone: Yeah. He's nice to me. He tells me truths.
Y - Year you were born: 1985, the best year ever. Year of the Karate Kid and Breakfast Club. And Better Off Dead.
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: with red reminds me of fast food.
Z- Zoo Animal: Zoos suck.
Z - Zodiac: Aries
Z - Zoolander: "It's a walkoff!" "But what about male models?"
A - Age: 20
A - Annoyance: bad grammar
B - Best Friends: I don't have friends
B - Bar: I only like gay bars. Safer.
B - Birthday: 04.15
C - Crush: Yes.
C - Car: First, I need a license...a license to...drive...
C - Cat: Cats are sexy.
D - Dead Pets Name: Unoriginal.
D - Dads Name: Robin
D - Dog: They aight, but they tend to smell bad.
E - Easiest person to talk to: myself
E - Eggs: I like 'em boiled and I like 'em scrambled in my fried rice.
E - Everlasting memory: All my memories last as long as I remember them.
F - Favorite color: I can't see.
F - Food: Immediately please.
F - Foreign Slang: "yeahyeahyeah" and "are you funny?" and "i am joke, everything is joke" and etc.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: better question: gummy toddlers or gummy gums?
G - God: Why yes, would you like to speak with Him?
G - Good Time: Every moment is a good time (awwww, should I write for Chicken Soup for the Soul? Awww...)
H- Hair Color: My hair was burned off during a freak highlighting accident at a hair salon in a back alley behind Taco Bell.
H - Height: Depends on which pair of prosthetic legs I feel like wearing that day.
H - Happy: I don't have emotions.
I - Ice Cream: Only the kind that tastes like gasoline.
I - Instrument: Scalpel. Or anal probe.
I - Idol: I secretly worship baby sheep when my roommates go to sleep.
J - Jewelery: I got this sweet necklace off some lady who was taking a nap in the alley...
J - Job: I try to wash windshields sometimes. I usually don't get paid for that though.
J - Joke: I am joke. Everything is joke.
K - Kids: Goats usually make me nervous.
K - karate: Mr. Miyagi taught me everything I know.
K - kung fu: Um, yeah.
L - Longest Car Ride: This one time, I was in Thailand and I was in the back of this truck for six hours and it was so bumpy I flew up in the air a lot of times. Not the longest, but the bumpiest.
L - Longest Relationship: I don't have relationships. I exchange contact with human beings for non-perishable items.
L - Lonely: If by lonely, you mean indigestion, then...yes, I would like some Pepto please.
M - Milk Flavor: Oh please.
M - Mothers Name: Soledad
M - Movie Last Watched: The Breakfast Club
N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Northern or Southern: Jelly Bellies.
N - Name: Rachel
O - ONE WISH: I wish that I could read.
O - One Phobia: people who wear socks on their hands.
O - Otter Pops: That's so first grade.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: I don't have parents. I was a miracle infant that washed up on the Oregon coast.
P - Part of your appearence you like best: I think my crazy eye is my most charming attribute.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: People don't like me for my personality. They like me for my lunch money.
Q - Quote: "Two hits -- me hittin you, you hittin the floor. Anytime you're ready."
Q - Quick or Slow: Depends.
Q - Quality: Stealing stuff from the dump = quality merchandise.
R - Reason to smile: My lips were burned off in a freak chemistry project accident. So I smile all the time.
R - Reality TV Show: Project Runway
R - Right or Left: Frog
S - Song Last Heard: Better Than Ezra - A Lifetime
S - Season: Like sand through the hourglass.
S - Sex: Mm-hmm. It's everywhere.
T - Time you woke up: I don't sleep, so I can't wake up.
T - Time Now: 4:12
T - Time for bed: All the time.
U - Unknown Fact about me: I wanted to be an amateur detective, a la Nancy Drew.
U - Unicorns: Unicorns are love.
U - Unhappy: No emotions.
V - Vegetable you hate: Cilantro. I don't care if it's not a vegetable, I hate it.
V - Vegetable you love: Bok choy.
V - View on Politics: Oh please.
W- Worst Habits: I'm an ocean of bad habits.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Who knows.
W- Weight:No thanks, I'm invisible.
X - X-Rays: Yeah. They're cool.
X - X-Rated Porn: Not as cool as x-rays.
X - X-tra special someone: Yeah. He's nice to me. He tells me truths.
Y - Year you were born: 1985, the best year ever. Year of the Karate Kid and Breakfast Club. And Better Off Dead.
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: with red reminds me of fast food.
Z- Zoo Animal: Zoos suck.
Z - Zodiac: Aries
Z - Zoolander: "It's a walkoff!" "But what about male models?"