Seen this around.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now. (I can't really say I do miss anyone, which is kind of depressing.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Intarweb's where it's at now.)
✓ I own lots of books. (:3)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Mommy says they make me look smart.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Hehehe.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Never have, never will.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (No comment here.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I... don't... think so?)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (The truth is rarely pure and never simple.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuckin' right. Only about every other fucking word, though. Motherfuckers.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Well, there was the.. then the... and then that... yeah.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Habit.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (Not that I'm aware of.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Me?WhatareyoutalkingaboutI'mperfectlycalm.Hehehehe.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Not a chance.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (College tuition really donkey punches you, huh.)
✓ I love sushi. (Whoever said food tastes better when it's prepared for you obviously has no idea how to make sushi.)
× I talk really, really fast. (Ehhh... no.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (You might as well ask me if my shit smells like cinnamon buns.)
× I have long hair. (I would look like a scumbag.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been there.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (4. Count 'em.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Nup.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Ha... ha... ha-NO.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (My cell phone has it, obviously, but I never look at the number calling anyway.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Mostly.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (*sigh*)
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Not so much.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (To quote George Carlin, "Selling is legal, fucking is legal, so why can't we sell fucking?")
× I slept with a roommate. (...Considering all my roomates have been guys...)
× I have a hidden talent. (There are no hidden talents, cause once you talk about them they are no longer hidden.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Uh uh.)
× I have a lot of friends. (Not so much.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Noo.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Bleh.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Eh... nah. Sweatpants are too hot.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (Not really =/)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Hardly.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Too used to it to care.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (If I had a choice I wouldn't =/)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope.)
× I've rejected someone before. (Eh.)
× I currently like/love someone. (Nope, and I gotta say it's liberating.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (^_^)
× I want to have children in the future. (No.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (=X)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Never had to.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Ugh.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I'm not shy but I'm not overly outgoing either.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Pretty much.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Saving away messeges is for nub. Make a new one every time =/)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes and no.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I'm not a backstabber.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (I recorded it on VHS a while back.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. ("Be on"? What exactly is there to do, once you've updated + read friends' updates?)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I guess if you count Lynyrd Skynyrd.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (1. Don't sweat the small stuff
2. It's all small stuff)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (HAHAHAHA-no.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (But I'm too old and lazy to get a costume.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Nah.)
× I am happy at this moment. (I got work soon.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (...)
× Democrat. (Dirty hippies.)
× Republican. (Dirty old men.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (=/ A Junger?)
× I am punk rockish. (Erm... hard to say, actually.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Either way.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Nah, I'm pretty standard.)
× I can work on a car. (Not a damn clue ^_^)
× I love my job(s). (Can't say I do.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Hard to say.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Don't plan on it.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (It feels nice.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (^^)
× I love sea turtles. (Uh... not really?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (...what?)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (=/)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Weee.)
× I hate office jobs. (Never had one.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (At RIT)
× I am adopted. (Sometimes I wonder.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Hehe.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (How do you DO that?!)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I don't... know?)
× I fall for the worst people. (Could be better, could be worse.)
× I adore bright colours. (Ew.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Nah.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They're alright.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (^_^)
× I can't whistle. (I figured out how when I was like 12.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden one when I was a kid.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I've only written in one, and it was the year after I moved here.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I'm told.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Nah.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Video games, anyone ._.)
× I wear a toe ring. (This is just kinda odd, imo.)
× I have a tattoo. (Nope.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Kayleigh's pretty cool.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Nah.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Not at all.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Absolutely.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Nah.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Ew.)
✓ I'm an artist. (Depends on what you mean by artist.)
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (When I was a kid, yes.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Uhm... no.)
× I have terrible teeth. (My teeth are quite nice for a chinese guy, thanks.)
× I hate my toes. (Wha?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tagged? What, you actually tag people for this shit? Oops.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Not yet, anyway.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Surprisingly no.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (I have limits.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I'm not one to judge, since I've only kissed/been kissed like... twice.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Own, yes. Start up, no.)
× I smoke. (Not a chance.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Not much lately, anyway.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Hehe.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Nah, music though... =/)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Guns are for Pussies.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (This is just kinda weird.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (They can just go die.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I think I am, but I've never been described as such.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I hardly ever play poker, period.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Dr. Andrus.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Too much unexplained accounts.)
× I can't stand being alone. (On the contrary.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Neh.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (This is why I don't have a scale.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Nup.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I... don't think so?)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (No ><)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (:3)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I feel bad for saying this.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (How else do you know?)
× I am a Libertarian. (Whazzat?)
× I can speak more than one language. (=/)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Tried and tested.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Books are nice.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fact is so boring. Want fact? Look around. Everything around you is fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Factfactfact.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (xD Senior Project, anyone?)
✓ I have no piercings. (Didn't this already get asked?)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Yeeeaaahh.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I'm not THAT insecure.)
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (...)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (More like "Why am I here?" in the philosophical sense.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (They're fuzzy.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I was a sheltered kid.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Biking all day? Hell yes.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Can't say I have.)
× I am compulsively honest. (Nope.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (It was sorta repaired, enough that I can hear fine.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Let's get me dancing first, then we'll see.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (... I'm a boy, and glad I am.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Guys are gross.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (How do you forget this shit?)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Used to, not anymore.)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Before every meal, I try to.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My knife, usually.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (My hair is fine.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Heh.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Bah.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I don't know HTML.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Yeeeaaaah.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Nope.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Annoyed? What kind of selfish shit are you?)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (No.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (How can you not get them?)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Some people sell their minds, some sell their bodies. It's all good.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Gum's fine.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (History is history.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Lol.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Can't say I did. Not that long, anyway.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (*sigh*)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Used to.)
× I love to sing. (I like it enough. If there's no one around.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Who actually WANTS this?)
× I have a custom-built computer. (Nope.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Everyone does. Don't deny.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I have no pets, and this is just kinda creepy.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nope. I feel like I'm contaminating the water. I know, I'm weird.)
× I've performed in three plays. (Plays... ew. I couldn't do that.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (They're alright.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Not Irish.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Good looking ones are so rare.)
× I am a twin! (I have twin brothers, though.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Ehh.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I give up on stuff too soon.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (=/)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I like sleep, but christ, that's a long time for every day.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Bah.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (=/)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm pretty open-minded already, I think.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I know I'm going to, I have some white hairs already.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Woo.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What?)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Hehe.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the fuck is Death Note?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Used to. Then I turned 14.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I don't like much slow music.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (^_^)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I wanna find some people to play frisbee with.)
× I think this survey is particularly long. (It is. Jesus christ, it took me 45 minutes.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (How do you meet people just over LJ? Weird.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (I actually had to think about this for a second.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I've never set foot in a Starbucks.)
Bah. Time for work and I have to bike cause no car.
Don't die.
-Junger
× I miss somebody right now. (I can't really say I do miss anyone, which is kind of depressing.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Intarweb's where it's at now.)
✓ I own lots of books. (:3)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Mommy says they make me look smart.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Hehehe.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Never have, never will.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (No comment here.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I... don't... think so?)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (The truth is rarely pure and never simple.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuckin' right. Only about every other fucking word, though. Motherfuckers.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Well, there was the.. then the... and then that... yeah.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Habit.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (Not that I'm aware of.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Me?WhatareyoutalkingaboutI'mperfectlycalm.Hehehehe.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Not a chance.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (College tuition really donkey punches you, huh.)
✓ I love sushi. (Whoever said food tastes better when it's prepared for you obviously has no idea how to make sushi.)
× I talk really, really fast. (Ehhh... no.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (You might as well ask me if my shit smells like cinnamon buns.)
× I have long hair. (I would look like a scumbag.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been there.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (4. Count 'em.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Nup.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Ha... ha... ha-NO.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (My cell phone has it, obviously, but I never look at the number calling anyway.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Mostly.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (*sigh*)
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Not so much.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (To quote George Carlin, "Selling is legal, fucking is legal, so why can't we sell fucking?")
× I slept with a roommate. (...Considering all my roomates have been guys...)
× I have a hidden talent. (There are no hidden talents, cause once you talk about them they are no longer hidden.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Uh uh.)
× I have a lot of friends. (Not so much.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Noo.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Bleh.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Eh... nah. Sweatpants are too hot.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (Not really =/)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Hardly.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Too used to it to care.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (If I had a choice I wouldn't =/)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope.)
× I've rejected someone before. (Eh.)
× I currently like/love someone. (Nope, and I gotta say it's liberating.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (^_^)
× I want to have children in the future. (No.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (=X)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Never had to.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Ugh.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I'm not shy but I'm not overly outgoing either.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Pretty much.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Saving away messeges is for nub. Make a new one every time =/)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes and no.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I'm not a backstabber.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (I recorded it on VHS a while back.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. ("Be on"? What exactly is there to do, once you've updated + read friends' updates?)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I guess if you count Lynyrd Skynyrd.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (1. Don't sweat the small stuff
2. It's all small stuff)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (HAHAHAHA-no.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (But I'm too old and lazy to get a costume.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Nah.)
× I am happy at this moment. (I got work soon.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (...)
× Democrat. (Dirty hippies.)
× Republican. (Dirty old men.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (=/ A Junger?)
× I am punk rockish. (Erm... hard to say, actually.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Either way.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Nah, I'm pretty standard.)
× I can work on a car. (Not a damn clue ^_^)
× I love my job(s). (Can't say I do.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Hard to say.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Don't plan on it.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (It feels nice.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (^^)
× I love sea turtles. (Uh... not really?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (...what?)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (=/)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Weee.)
× I hate office jobs. (Never had one.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (At RIT)
× I am adopted. (Sometimes I wonder.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Hehe.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (How do you DO that?!)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I don't... know?)
× I fall for the worst people. (Could be better, could be worse.)
× I adore bright colours. (Ew.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Nah.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (They're alright.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (^_^)
× I can't whistle. (I figured out how when I was like 12.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden one when I was a kid.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I've only written in one, and it was the year after I moved here.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I'm told.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Nah.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Video games, anyone ._.)
× I wear a toe ring. (This is just kinda odd, imo.)
× I have a tattoo. (Nope.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Kayleigh's pretty cool.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Nah.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Not at all.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Absolutely.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Nah.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Ew.)
✓ I'm an artist. (Depends on what you mean by artist.)
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (When I was a kid, yes.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Uhm... no.)
× I have terrible teeth. (My teeth are quite nice for a chinese guy, thanks.)
× I hate my toes. (Wha?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tagged? What, you actually tag people for this shit? Oops.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Not yet, anyway.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Surprisingly no.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (I have limits.)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I'm not one to judge, since I've only kissed/been kissed like... twice.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Own, yes. Start up, no.)
× I smoke. (Not a chance.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Not much lately, anyway.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Hehe.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Nah, music though... =/)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Guns are for Pussies.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (This is just kinda weird.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (They can just go die.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I think I am, but I've never been described as such.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I hardly ever play poker, period.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Dr. Andrus.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Too much unexplained accounts.)
× I can't stand being alone. (On the contrary.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Neh.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (This is why I don't have a scale.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Nup.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I... don't think so?)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (No ><)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (:3)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I feel bad for saying this.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (How else do you know?)
× I am a Libertarian. (Whazzat?)
× I can speak more than one language. (=/)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Tried and tested.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Books are nice.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fact is so boring. Want fact? Look around. Everything around you is fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Fact. Factfactfact.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (xD Senior Project, anyone?)
✓ I have no piercings. (Didn't this already get asked?)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Yeeeaaahh.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I'm not THAT insecure.)
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (...)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (More like "Why am I here?" in the philosophical sense.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (They're fuzzy.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I was a sheltered kid.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Biking all day? Hell yes.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Can't say I have.)
× I am compulsively honest. (Nope.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (It was sorta repaired, enough that I can hear fine.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Let's get me dancing first, then we'll see.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (... I'm a boy, and glad I am.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Guys are gross.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (How do you forget this shit?)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Used to, not anymore.)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Before every meal, I try to.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My knife, usually.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (My hair is fine.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Heh.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Bah.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I don't know HTML.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Yeeeaaaah.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Nope.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Annoyed? What kind of selfish shit are you?)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (No.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (How can you not get them?)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Some people sell their minds, some sell their bodies. It's all good.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Gum's fine.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (History is history.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Lol.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Can't say I did. Not that long, anyway.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (*sigh*)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Used to.)
× I love to sing. (I like it enough. If there's no one around.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Who actually WANTS this?)
× I have a custom-built computer. (Nope.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Everyone does. Don't deny.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I have no pets, and this is just kinda creepy.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nope. I feel like I'm contaminating the water. I know, I'm weird.)
× I've performed in three plays. (Plays... ew. I couldn't do that.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (They're alright.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Not Irish.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Good looking ones are so rare.)
× I am a twin! (I have twin brothers, though.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Ehh.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I give up on stuff too soon.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (=/)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I like sleep, but christ, that's a long time for every day.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Bah.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (=/)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm pretty open-minded already, I think.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I know I'm going to, I have some white hairs already.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Woo.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What?)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Hehe.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the fuck is Death Note?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Used to. Then I turned 14.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I don't like much slow music.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (^_^)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I wanna find some people to play frisbee with.)
× I think this survey is particularly long. (It is. Jesus christ, it took me 45 minutes.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (How do you meet people just over LJ? Weird.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (I actually had to think about this for a second.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I've never set foot in a Starbucks.)
Bah. Time for work and I have to bike cause no car.
Don't die.
-Junger