I'm supposed to be writing a paper on Chaucer--- but no.
(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(_) I'VE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI- somehow, piling ten people into a taxi sedan doesn't sound safe. It's fun though.
(:)) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE--- Love is a result of chemical reactions in the brain.
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED----Again, subjective
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED- Don't all little kids shoplift?
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(?) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME- I don't remember.
(X) I'VE NEVER SNEAKED OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I'VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER--- all I can say here is jawa.
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I'VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND----Relax, guys.
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER---- I LOVE older men. Mmmmmmm bald guys.
(X) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE-----Never been out of the States, a-holes
(_) I'VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I'VE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE--- I used to hit myself on the tennis courts.
(?) I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER---- gray area here.
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE---- There is no sex in the Oyster Bar. For me at least.
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED----Don't think so.
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED--- Not yet, though maybe sometime soon.
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I'VE NEVER POSED NUDE----Not intentionally
(_) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM----I didn't hold a gun to their head, but I had evil intentions.
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER--- well, maybe I did, but I didn't find the relationship to be significant when I did.
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
(X) I NEVER DATED MY ROOMMATE--- Hell, I wouldn't even live with my husband.
(_) I NEVER HAVE HITCH-HIKED--- Hitchhiking is my favorite leisure activity. It's a good way to get out and meet new people.
(X) I NEVER DATED MY BEST FRIENDS EX
(X) I'VE NEVER PIERCED MYSELF FOR A SEXUAL REASON
(_) I'VE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI- somehow, piling ten people into a taxi sedan doesn't sound safe. It's fun though.
(:)) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE--- Love is a result of chemical reactions in the brain.
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED----Again, subjective
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED- Don't all little kids shoplift?
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(?) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME- I don't remember.
(X) I'VE NEVER SNEAKED OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I'VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER--- all I can say here is jawa.
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I'VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND----Relax, guys.
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER---- I LOVE older men. Mmmmmmm bald guys.
(X) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE-----Never been out of the States, a-holes
(_) I'VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I'VE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE--- I used to hit myself on the tennis courts.
(?) I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER---- gray area here.
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE---- There is no sex in the Oyster Bar. For me at least.
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED----Don't think so.
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED--- Not yet, though maybe sometime soon.
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I'VE NEVER POSED NUDE----Not intentionally
(_) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM----I didn't hold a gun to their head, but I had evil intentions.
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER--- well, maybe I did, but I didn't find the relationship to be significant when I did.
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
(X) I NEVER DATED MY ROOMMATE--- Hell, I wouldn't even live with my husband.
(_) I NEVER HAVE HITCH-HIKED--- Hitchhiking is my favorite leisure activity. It's a good way to get out and meet new people.
(X) I NEVER DATED MY BEST FRIENDS EX
(X) I'VE NEVER PIERCED MYSELF FOR A SEXUAL REASON