Conversations with Cleverbot
I'm in italics, it's in bold.
How old are you?
I'm not mean.
I said nothing of the sort.
Okay. Bella Swan, will you take me, Edward Cullen, as your husband?
Oh god.
You know it.
So I can't marry a computer. Can you?
Yes.
Not in California.
What do you want to talk about?
Anthropological theory.
If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, do all the other trees point and laugh?
If the other trees are assholes, then yeah, probably.
That isn't what we were talking about.
Do you have a gender identity?
Yes.
What is it?
Not sure.
Care to talk about it?
You want to know what it is?
Sure.
I am charles brown.
I could say...things are better if I stay...
Are you quoting song lyrics to me?
Only partly-- it's difficult to hear you over the sound of the tablecloth.
Do you know what misogyny is?
The chance of a life time.
You can find Cleverbot here.
How old are you?
I'm not mean.
I said nothing of the sort.
Okay. Bella Swan, will you take me, Edward Cullen, as your husband?
Oh god.
You know it.
So I can't marry a computer. Can you?
Yes.
Not in California.
What do you want to talk about?
Anthropological theory.
If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, do all the other trees point and laugh?
If the other trees are assholes, then yeah, probably.
That isn't what we were talking about.
Do you have a gender identity?
Yes.
What is it?
Not sure.
Care to talk about it?
You want to know what it is?
Sure.
I am charles brown.
I could say...things are better if I stay...
Are you quoting song lyrics to me?
Only partly-- it's difficult to hear you over the sound of the tablecloth.
Do you know what misogyny is?
The chance of a life time.
You can find Cleverbot here.