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01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
aye. we share a checking account. QUITE serious
02) What was your dream growing up?
there wasn't any particular one. I wanted to fly fighter jets, I wanted to make video games, I wanted to have my own family/army of martial artists.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
I have all he "talents" I really want already. Everything else is a skill I can develop in some way.
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
water, cause you're a cheap Jew
05) Favorite vegetable?
Onions
06) What was the last book you read?
Days of War Nights of LOve: Crimethinck for Beginners
07) What zodiac sign are you?
In Western Astrology, I am a Libra. But onthe Chinese Calendar, I am a Metal Cock.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
none
09) Worst Habit?
Constantly fidgeting (picking at face, biting nails, bouncing legs)
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Only if I were a big black hooker with 4 inch nails, gold pumps, and a teeny purse.
11) What is your favorite sport?
hockey. it just needs fewer rules and metal gauntlets
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
it flips from one to another
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
let me put it in
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
lose my Grandpa Mike
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
the way I overuse the word "literally"
16) Do you have any pets?
Two cats, Elphie and Shell, even though everyone calls them "Alphie and Show" (Hey, I'd watch that. New comic idea.), and my penis
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
put on pants
18) What was your first impression of me?
WOW are those eyes bright!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
cute when they're animals in the right light. Scary when they're human (most of the time). The Joker is a scary clown, and he's AWESOME.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Larger pinky toes
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
crime partner
22) What color eyes do you have?
brown with specks of green. I've been told they sometimes go red.
23) Ever been arrested?
nope
24) Bottle or can soda?
bottles of orange crush are amazing. ginger ale in the bottle would be amazing. I wonder how Fresca or 50/50 would fare...
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
purchase guns, baby clothes, a car, and some new nunchaku
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
quite honestly, John and Jean's house. that place is bumpin
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah, they have to be around to some degree
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
play pool, read a book, exercise, try and rewrite subtitles for foreign films
30) Do you swear a lot?
sometimes yes, sometimes no. depends who I'm around.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
when people tell me information that I OBVIOUSLY know already.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
crazed
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I believe in it, I just don't know how to practice it much save from what I know of Spanish Tango films.
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
Indian food is my favorite type. Uni is the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth in my life.
35) Do you believe in God?
I believe that there is a big intangible... thing out there. But not really God.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I *bleep* your *bleep* after I *yowzers* *jinkies!* emus and *barf* *PG-13ed* in the graveyard!
aye. we share a checking account. QUITE serious
02) What was your dream growing up?
there wasn't any particular one. I wanted to fly fighter jets, I wanted to make video games, I wanted to have my own family/army of martial artists.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
I have all he "talents" I really want already. Everything else is a skill I can develop in some way.
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
water, cause you're a cheap Jew
05) Favorite vegetable?
Onions
06) What was the last book you read?
Days of War Nights of LOve: Crimethinck for Beginners
07) What zodiac sign are you?
In Western Astrology, I am a Libra. But onthe Chinese Calendar, I am a Metal Cock.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
none
09) Worst Habit?
Constantly fidgeting (picking at face, biting nails, bouncing legs)
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Only if I were a big black hooker with 4 inch nails, gold pumps, and a teeny purse.
11) What is your favorite sport?
hockey. it just needs fewer rules and metal gauntlets
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
it flips from one to another
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
let me put it in
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
lose my Grandpa Mike
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
the way I overuse the word "literally"
16) Do you have any pets?
Two cats, Elphie and Shell, even though everyone calls them "Alphie and Show" (Hey, I'd watch that. New comic idea.), and my penis
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
put on pants
18) What was your first impression of me?
WOW are those eyes bright!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
cute when they're animals in the right light. Scary when they're human (most of the time). The Joker is a scary clown, and he's AWESOME.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Larger pinky toes
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
crime partner
22) What color eyes do you have?
brown with specks of green. I've been told they sometimes go red.
23) Ever been arrested?
nope
24) Bottle or can soda?
bottles of orange crush are amazing. ginger ale in the bottle would be amazing. I wonder how Fresca or 50/50 would fare...
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
purchase guns, baby clothes, a car, and some new nunchaku
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
quite honestly, John and Jean's house. that place is bumpin
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah, they have to be around to some degree
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
play pool, read a book, exercise, try and rewrite subtitles for foreign films
30) Do you swear a lot?
sometimes yes, sometimes no. depends who I'm around.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
when people tell me information that I OBVIOUSLY know already.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
crazed
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I believe in it, I just don't know how to practice it much save from what I know of Spanish Tango films.
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
Indian food is my favorite type. Uni is the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth in my life.
35) Do you believe in God?
I believe that there is a big intangible... thing out there. But not really God.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I *bleep* your *bleep* after I *yowzers* *jinkies!* emus and *barf* *PG-13ed* in the graveyard!