Dentist Phobia
Title: Dentist Phobia
Author: messedupiniside9
Pairing/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Tosh
Summary: Ianto really hates the dentist.
Warnings: None Really Just some attempts at comedy.
Spoilers: None
Disclaimers: I do not and never shall own torchwood, it belongs to the BBC.
Jones, Ianto Jones: Jack?
Living Innuedo: Yes my gorgeous welshman?
Jones, Ianto Jones: Do we have any scotch?
Living Innuedo: Yan, you do know it's 10AM right?
Jones, Ianto Jones: Yes Jack, i know everything. Everything includes the time.
Living Innuedo: Well then don't you think it's a bit early to start drinking?
Jones, Ianto Jones: No... Are you saying i can't handle my drink?!!
Living Innuedo: No i...
Jones, Ianto Jones: Are you questioning my Welsh heritage?!!
Living Innuedo: Yan, are you drunk?
Jones, Ianto Jones: I can't be, because i've run out of drink.
Living Innuedo: Yan, you have a whole bottle of vodka and a six pack of beer.
Jones, Ianto Jones: Not anymore.
Living Innuedo: Where are you?
Jones, Ianto Jones: Um....
A loud bang comes from downstairs.
Jack looks down from his office window and sees Ianto Passed out on the floor.
Living Innuedo has logged off.
" Why does he have to be so FUCKING scared of the dentist. " Jack says to himself.
The cog door rolls open and in walks Tosh, Seeing Ianto she just says " Dentist. "
All Jack can do is nod.
" Why does he have to do this every year. " Jack sighs.
" Six months " Tosh corrects.
" well doesn't time just fly by when your having fun." Says Jack
" Or passed out " Tosh says.
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