Alright, I did the stupid fucking Survey, You can Leave me Alone Now

Nov 23, 2004 08:48

1. What time is it? 8:49

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Marina Carol Jones

3. Nicknames: Misery

4. Parents names: Lucifer and Jesus

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday: No one has been nice enough to get me a birthday cake

6. Pets: Humanity

7. Height: 5'6"-5'8" I don't go around seeing how tall I am.

8. Eye color: blue/green

9. Hair color: gonna be purple soon. I'll take pictures. right now? it's icky. ><

10. Piercings: Hardly ever wear them, but gonna get my lip soon too

11. Tattoos: none... yet

12. How much do you love your job? I don't have one. so hah

13. Birthplace: Ukraine

14. Childhood love: I don't remember?

15. Current Residence: shitty north carolina

16. Had the drink Calypso Breeze? uh, no

17. Been in love before? yes

18. Been to Africa? no, and i don't want to.

19. Been toilet-papering? oh please!

20. Been drunk? yes

21. Ever dress up for Halloween? Used to. Not anymore. I just watch horror movies all day and then scare people.

22. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? unfortunately, yes. he didn't deserve my tears either

23. Been in a car crash? nope

24. Croutons or Bacon Bits? ewwww to both

25. 2 doors or 4? seven...this is a stupid question

26. Sprite or 7-Up? sprite.

27. Coffee or Coffee ice cream? coffee ice cream is yummy

28. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: stuffed animal ... SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!

29. Dumper or Dumpee: been both

30. Salad Dressing: none

31. Color of socks: all colors of the rainbow .. black

32. Number: 668 - i'm so evil i need two extra numbers!

33. Place to be kissed: my mouth, then lower...

34. Movie: The Crow, Vampires, The Labyrinth, Sleepy Hollow, The Fifth Element, Resident Evil, The Ring, Vampire Hunter D

35. Quote from a movie: "Have you ever seen a vampire? First of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags, hoping around in rented formal wear, seducing everyone in sight with cheesy euro-trash accents.
Forget everything you seen in the movies: crosses don't work; they don't turn into bats, and garlic? You stand there with garlic around you neck, one of these fuckers are going to bend you fucking over and gonna take a walk up your estrada chocolata while sucking the blood outta ya. If you wanna kill a vampire, you drive a stake right through his heart; sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters." - Jack Crow Vampires

36. Favorite holiday: the holidays only serve to depress me

37. Foods: Eh...

38. Day of the Week: Wednesday

39. Song at the moment: Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode

40. TV Show: I don't watch a lot of TV

41. Word or Phrase: rock on, billy, rock on

42. Celebrity: Christina Ricci and Milla Jovovich

43. Toothpaste: aqua fresh

44. Restaurant: too many

45. Flower: rose

46. Least favorite subject: basically everything

47. Alcoholic Drink: vodka and cranberry juice, sex on the beach

48. Sport to watch: catch the baby

49. Type of Ice: vanilla

50. Zoo exhibit: the human male

51. Sesame Street Character: i always hated sesame street

52. Disney or Warner: warner! come and join the warner brothers and the warner sister dot! just for fun we run around the warner movie lot! they lock us in the tower whenever we get caught, but we break loose and then vamoose, and now, you know the plot!

53. Fast Food Restaurant: burger king

54. When was your last hospital visit? a long time ago

55. Favorite drink: A&W rootbeer

56. What color is your bedroom's carpet? invisible

57. What was the name of your childhood blanket? what kinda spaz names their blanket?!? it's an inanimate object! did you have a name for your shoe and your doorknob too?

58. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test: never taken it yet.

59. Ouija boards? proof of parker brother's contract with the lords of the underworld

60. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? uh .. i hope i'm living in new york and in a band

61. Who was your last e-mail from? you, unfortunately

62. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? they can prove nothing

63. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? really tough choice

64. What do you do most often when you are bored? do surveys

65. What words or phrases do you overuse? nothing. my words are all priceless

66. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: jacki

67. Most annoying thing: stupid people, children, religious fanatics

68. Best thing: being loved

69. Bedtime between: whenever the hell i feel like it

70. Who will respond the fastest? no one, as i'm not sending this to anyone. DUH!

71. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? jesus, cause he is mean to me

72. What time is it now? 5:16 PM
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