survey i stole from windcriesamy
What do you add to your coffee?
I’m on lithium. This means coffee is a no-no.
What are you reading now?
A survey
Do you own a gun?
No, just a baseball bat that I have next to me due to a horrific breakup.
Are you registered to vote?
Yes
Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Desensitized, so no
What do you think of hot dogs?
I don’t, honestly
Favorite Christmas Song?
Good King Wenceslas
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
TruBlue or OJ
Can you do push ups?
I manage two sets of twenty every day.
What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Patrick
What’s your favorite piece of jewelery?
The ostrich egg earrings and necklace Mom brought back from South Africa
Favorite hobby?
Sex.
Do you have ADD?
No. Wait, what?
What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
Low self-esteem.
What’s your Middle name?
Sweeney
Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. What if he breaks a window?
2. He could kill me with his pinky after he raped me.
3. I doubt I’m sleeping tonight.
Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
I didn't buy anything yesterday. Carol, my neighbor, bought me dinner, though.
Name 3 beverages you regularly drink:
1. Water
2. TruBlue
3. Orange Juice
Current worry right now?
Not being murdered in my sleep. Also, did you know that “current” and “right now” mean pretty much the same thing? So it’s unnecessary and pretty stupid to use both of them? Just saying.
Favorite place to be?
Not-dead is my place of choice at the moment. Otherwise, I’d say the math lab.
How did you bring in the New Year?
Eli, Sam, her girlfriend, Carol (my 62-year-old neighbor), and I played silly games and got pretty blitzed on alcohol (this was pre-lithium)
Where would you like to go?
I’m blowing town soon. Might bum around Europe for a while before grad school.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Maroon
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Wouldn’t that be slippery?
Can you whistle?
Yes.
Favorite colors(s)?
Green and silver
Could you be a pirate?
Argh
What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever’s in my head.
Favorite girls name?
Justice, Catherine, Sarah
Favorite boy’s name?
Michael, Aiden, Jacob
What’s in your pocket right now?
Nada. Cell is beside me, and bat’s on the other side.
Last thing that made you laugh?
Jon Stewart’s toss to Colbert
Best bed sheets as a child?
I had Return of the Jedi sheets. That’s right. Bask in my geekish glory.
Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Broke my neck. Don’t really want to talk about it.
Do you love where you live?
Told you, I’m blowing town as soon as they give me that diploma.
How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two. One in the bedroom, one downstairs with a DVD player.
Who is your loudest friend?
I don’t really have too many friends anymore. My past boyfriends have seen to that. I have woefully terrible taste in men.
How many dogs do you have?
None
Does anyone have a crush on you?
How am I supposed to know? I’m hiding in my house at 4:30 in the morning, too scared to sleep clutching a baseball bat.
What are the most fun things you ever did?
1. The They Might Be Giants concert.
2. The Grand Canyon trip with my mother
3. The MacNaughton Family Reunions
4. All my trips to Cedar Point. (ditto. Roller coasters=love)
5. Jumping off Chapel Falls (like 40 feet) and cracking a rib. It was fun.
What are your favorite books?
*blank stare* you mean like, for fun?
What is your favorite candy?
Sour Patch Kids
Favorite Team?
Da Bears
What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Wow. That’s just morbid.
What were you doing at 12 AM?
Sitting here, clutching my bat and my cell phone and wondering what the FUCK that noise was on my porch.
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"Oh, shit, not again.”