ERROR--Cannot Divide by Stupid Question

Oct 10, 2007 12:17

Even if it's for five minutes, I absolutely love late night conversations with Erik.

(me)"Simba wants to know if he can bring his bff Jill to Atlantic City."
"ERROR.  Cannot Divide by Stupid Question"
 "...Why is it stupid?  The cat simply wants to know if he can bring his bff Jill when we go to Atlantic City."
"ERROR.  Cannot Divide by Stupid Question.  Cannot Subtract by Stupid Statement................. Irrational."

We also managed to decide that if we made 10 apple pi s, and mashed them all up into one pi, it would still be pi, but our pi would actually be larger than pi... given that our 1 pi would actually be 12pi.  Initially we thought if we tried this the oven might explode, but in thinking about it further we realized that the world may actually implode.  If we try this, we need to have McGyver standing by with a paper clip, a a rubber band and a pen.

Wanted to make sure I documented these late night mathematical absurdities!  
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