THIS WEEK on DENTAQUEST 2000
A striking pair of bright red staple-jaws were 'spirited away' from my desk by a shadowy office supply hoarder. I immediately shot out an "inter-office email", "requesting" that they be returned ("No Questions Asked"). I was, of course, more than a little rattled by the whole ordeal, but you'll be relieved to know: this morning, "Red Snapper" mysteriously reappeared, perched atop my Post-it Dispenser (affectionately known as "Little Pip") -> You'll become familiar with the cast of characters in no time at all. Be sure to tune in for Next Week's "DENTAQUEST 3000" [Episode Title: "Mailing Database Corruption!" Rated NC-17 (Obscene Language)]