Let the stars fall from the skies
Well, it is the 4th of July, I should be out watching fireworks drunk, but instead I am at a bowling alley allow drinking playing on my computer listening to people sing. It is actually a lot of fun, but I have more fun with my room mate here. I have more ballz when he is here, and we sing song after song. That makes us sound pretty gay, but both of us are going to be getting married soon so we are by far not gay. He is just someone that I enjoy to hang out with. Not very many people I can stand day to day. I know of two room mates that I can tolerate day to day. That is bragassa and him. The others really didn't have a chance, I wanted to kill Good the first day, and Kingston before he was my room mate. So I guess I never had that happy medium room mate. It is nice not having a room mate, I have lots of privacy, and I can leave the door open when I shower and listen to music. I can walk around my room naked, all kinds of wonderful things.
So yeah, I have the worst long island ice tea of my life. It is note worthy, so I decided to write about it in my LJ. I went and got a long island, the worst part is about to come, but the fact that is was $8.25 didn't make it that much better. They were out of rum, so she asked what I would like to have in its place and I said I don't really care, take your pick yourself. She took the initiative to put another shot of tequila in it. Wow, it is probably the strongest long island I've had, but it is also the worst tasting long island. It is kinda hard to fuck up a long island. If it tastes bad, then you just add more sweet and sour mix to it, and it makes it even out. After a while, it will taste alright, but this one, I don't think there is hope for it. I think I need to take a couple shots of jagermister to make this taste any better. Everything tastes better after jagermister, if you don't drink yet, or haven't tried jager. If you haven't tried it, think back to the worst shot you've ever had. Get one of them, and a shot of jager, take them back to back with the jager first. Your worst shot won't taste bad at all, and you'll laugh at this when you read it for the second time. I actually asked for a shot of jager after I got the long island and tried this. But they are out of jager. What a rip off bar. I guess that's what I get for drinking on post.
I think I am going to puke off this long island, for the fact that the two DJ's are flirting with the Mic, the Mic that I sing with all the time. The male DJ, for a male doesn't seem to bad. He looks like he's in the military, he's got the high and tight cut. Kinda muscular, and he looks like he got beat to death with an ugly stick. The girl on the other hand, the ugly stick had sex with the fat stick, and beat her at the same time till her legs exploded, I don't know how that happened, but everything on her is huge except for her legs. Yeah, I have already known that I am going to hell for a while. That is why I am the best candidate for the military. They just happened to put me in the wrong job. Yeah, I think I am a little to drunk to continue posting on my livejournal, so I am going to leave it alone and go back to my room, sleep until noon, and then probably go back to sleep after playing hobowars, and critticage.
What a night
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So yeah, I have the worst long island ice tea of my life. It is note worthy, so I decided to write about it in my LJ. I went and got a long island, the worst part is about to come, but the fact that is was $8.25 didn't make it that much better. They were out of rum, so she asked what I would like to have in its place and I said I don't really care, take your pick yourself. She took the initiative to put another shot of tequila in it. Wow, it is probably the strongest long island I've had, but it is also the worst tasting long island. It is kinda hard to fuck up a long island. If it tastes bad, then you just add more sweet and sour mix to it, and it makes it even out. After a while, it will taste alright, but this one, I don't think there is hope for it. I think I need to take a couple shots of jagermister to make this taste any better. Everything tastes better after jagermister, if you don't drink yet, or haven't tried jager. If you haven't tried it, think back to the worst shot you've ever had. Get one of them, and a shot of jager, take them back to back with the jager first. Your worst shot won't taste bad at all, and you'll laugh at this when you read it for the second time. I actually asked for a shot of jager after I got the long island and tried this. But they are out of jager. What a rip off bar. I guess that's what I get for drinking on post.
I think I am going to puke off this long island, for the fact that the two DJ's are flirting with the Mic, the Mic that I sing with all the time. The male DJ, for a male doesn't seem to bad. He looks like he's in the military, he's got the high and tight cut. Kinda muscular, and he looks like he got beat to death with an ugly stick. The girl on the other hand, the ugly stick had sex with the fat stick, and beat her at the same time till her legs exploded, I don't know how that happened, but everything on her is huge except for her legs. Yeah, I have already known that I am going to hell for a while. That is why I am the best candidate for the military. They just happened to put me in the wrong job. Yeah, I think I am a little to drunk to continue posting on my livejournal, so I am going to leave it alone and go back to my room, sleep until noon, and then probably go back to sleep after playing hobowars, and critticage.
What a night
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