Nobel Conference
Today on our way to Gustavus college to attend the Nobel Conference, we were trying to think of a clever game to play on the bus. Fortunately Micah Marty pulls through with a silly game of "Duct tape someone, and forcefully wax them" on a completely voluntary basis. Now one volunteered until Betty pulled through for everyone, as he replied "Hey guys, duct tape me!" Everyone was puzzled at how a person can willingly let themselves be duct taped, what possible good can come out of it? Betty, Wolfman (derives from the excess hair on his body), had his hands taped together, and we were in the process of taping his legs together, someone decides to yell out "wax him." Betty upon hearing this command, completely shocked, starts to seizure. I received a couple of blows to the head from his foot. He then continues on to chew his way into freedom. He starts mangling up the duct tape on his hands like a rat. Ten people jump on top of him to prevent his release, unfortunately no one could stop his might. Injury count was egregious.
What have i learned from this event? don't mess with betty, he's one lean mean sex machine
What have i learned from this event? don't mess with betty, he's one lean mean sex machine