Emails from Atlantis, Part 3
More silliness from Atlantis! This follows the official SGC response on Diana's blog.
To: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Apparently Teal’c wants more, and he pulled in O’Neill on this one. Can you work up something with more detail?
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To: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Crap.
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To: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
>Crap.
See, this is where “more detail” is important. I need you to tell me that in fact you’re going to write up something that will make Teal’c happy. O’Neill’s mentioned sending me back to Antarctica and frankly it’s cold enough here. Stargate Atlantis: Homecoming
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To: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
We called that "being posted to a coal town."
I don’t know what to say - the Wraith are dangerous, and they’ll feed on you if they can? Everybody knows that.
I’ll try to figure something out.
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To: teyla.emmagan@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Teyla -
I need help writing a report for the SGC about the Wraith. Could you?
I’ll owe you.
Ronon
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To: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: teyla.emmagan@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Ronon -
Unfortunately, I am still trying to complete my own reports on our most recent dealings with the Wraith, as well as the whole matter of Queen SteelflowerStargate Atlantis: The Furies, and it is hard enough doing it in such a way that no one at the IOA is unduly disturbed about the current situation. You are going to have to handle this on your own.
Teyla
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To: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
I thought I said everything important. And then the computer trashed my file. Your alphabet’s stupid anyway.
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To: j.oneill@hs.pentagon.af.mil
From: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
I’ll get Ronon to flesh out his report. As you know, most of our team reports are given verbally. Can he send Teal’c a tape?
The SGC answers over on Diana's blog....
Once again, many thanks to Matt Lathrom for his help!
To: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Apparently Teal’c wants more, and he pulled in O’Neill on this one. Can you work up something with more detail?
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To: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Crap.
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To: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
>Crap.
See, this is where “more detail” is important. I need you to tell me that in fact you’re going to write up something that will make Teal’c happy. O’Neill’s mentioned sending me back to Antarctica and frankly it’s cold enough here. Stargate Atlantis: Homecoming
==
To: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
We called that "being posted to a coal town."
I don’t know what to say - the Wraith are dangerous, and they’ll feed on you if they can? Everybody knows that.
I’ll try to figure something out.
==
To: teyla.emmagan@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Teyla -
I need help writing a report for the SGC about the Wraith. Could you?
I’ll owe you.
Ronon
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To: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: teyla.emmagan@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
Ronon -
Unfortunately, I am still trying to complete my own reports on our most recent dealings with the Wraith, as well as the whole matter of Queen SteelflowerStargate Atlantis: The Furies, and it is hard enough doing it in such a way that no one at the IOA is unduly disturbed about the current situation. You are going to have to handle this on your own.
Teyla
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To: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
From: ronon.dex@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
I thought I said everything important. And then the computer trashed my file. Your alphabet’s stupid anyway.
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To: j.oneill@hs.pentagon.af.mil
From: john.sheppard@atlantis.af.smil.mil
Subject: RE: Requested Copy of Mission Report on P2V-772
I’ll get Ronon to flesh out his report. As you know, most of our team reports are given verbally. Can he send Teal’c a tape?
The SGC answers over on Diana's blog....
Once again, many thanks to Matt Lathrom for his help!