Overheard
The scene: two ditzy asian chicks are sitting next to me in the union discussing their current plans towards being consumr whores. They seem to also be choosing classes based on which professors have hot accents and who they think they can flirt into a good grade. They also can discuss how the current gas prices make it hard to pay for their personal SUV's gas without a trace of irony (they get mom to pay).
CHICK 1: I have this teacher, he's from, like, South Africa...or North Africa. Wait...which part's white? Aren't all the black people in the middle of Africa?
CHICK 2: Wait, so he's white? They have white Africans?
CHICK 1: Yeah, he's caucasian, he's like, white, and he has a British accent...it's weird, you know? But kinda hot...
CHICK 2: How can he have a British accent if he's African? Did he, like, learn English in England?
CHICK 1: Well, he did say he spent some time in London...
I have no words.
EDIT: Now they are talking about how awful people who let their pets on the couch are. This transitions seemlessly into whether or not burning the flag, is like, illegal, and how, like, they kill you for that...
MY BRAIN IS DYING HELP ME I WANT TO GO TO A WALMART SOMEONE KILL ME BEFORE I BECOME LIKE THEM...
CHICK 1: I have this teacher, he's from, like, South Africa...or North Africa. Wait...which part's white? Aren't all the black people in the middle of Africa?
CHICK 2: Wait, so he's white? They have white Africans?
CHICK 1: Yeah, he's caucasian, he's like, white, and he has a British accent...it's weird, you know? But kinda hot...
CHICK 2: How can he have a British accent if he's African? Did he, like, learn English in England?
CHICK 1: Well, he did say he spent some time in London...
I have no words.
EDIT: Now they are talking about how awful people who let their pets on the couch are. This transitions seemlessly into whether or not burning the flag, is like, illegal, and how, like, they kill you for that...
MY BRAIN IS DYING HELP ME I WANT TO GO TO A WALMART SOMEONE KILL ME BEFORE I BECOME LIKE THEM...