Squark
Art carefully crafted by me, text expertly written by coworker
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and re post as my autobiography.
-Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture?
It's a picture I drew a while back.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
Navy CAPSHER polo shirt (where I work), blue jeans, black loafers. Yay casual Friday!
3. What is your current problem?
I'm fairly certain one of my friends is getting married on the same day I'm planning on going to an Eric Clapton concert. (I have such intense problems, can't you tell)
4. What makes you most happy?
Being with people I care about. Or rain storms.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
No music at the moment, though I have been singing "Dr. Jazz" by the Jim Cullum Jazz Band in my head for the last several minutes.
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Chapter 1:
1. Nickname?
Most people just call me Shara, or sometimes Mery or Mer or even more rarely 'Rystic if they are more familiar with my online alias. Lol.
2. Eye color?
Blue.
3. Hair color?
Blonde.
4.Height?
5'4".
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Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)?
No.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
I do. :) My mom and I get along well, as do my stepdad and I, and even though I know my dad in the vaguest and most abstract of ways, I'm pretty sure we're at least on decent terms.
3. Are your parents chill?
Oh yeah. Time ceases to exist when I go home, it's all about relaxing, jamming, having fun, catching up.
4. Do you have any Siblings?
One older sister.
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Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream?
Maggie Moo's and Cold Stone have this delicious Cake Batter flavor. There's another one Blue Bell used to make called...White Eagle or something like that, but I haven't seen that in ages. It had white chocloate and almonds I think.
2. Season?
Spring, because of the rain.
3. Book?
Les Miserables.
4. Band?
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble.
5. Food?
That's a tough one...maybe the salad at Olive Garden. I could probably eat twice my weight in that stuff.
6. Drink(s)?
Flavored lemonades.
7. Pen color?
Black.
8. Store?
Hobby Lobby.
9. Person?
Breckin. <3
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Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1.Write on your hand:
Yes, though I did more in school than I do now.
2. Call people back?
I avoid it if possible, though I try never to explicitly fail to return a call that's important or needs a return. I'm terrible at answering my phone though (and talking on it for that matter).
3. Believe in love?
Of course!
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes, always the right, but not because I have to...just out of habit.
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Chapter 5:
HAVE Y0U?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours?
Yes.
2. If so...where?
In the lobby, I guess. X)
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
No.
4. Gotten surgery?
I had oral surgery when I had my wisdom teeth removed, if that counts.
5. Taken painkillers.
Of course!
6. Overdosed on pain killers?
That I haven't done.
7. Been stung by a bee?
Nope, and the thought horrifies me beyond reason.
8. Threw up in a doctors office:
Nope.
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Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last:
1. Person to text you?
Sam. <3
2. Thing you touched?
Besides the keyboard, probably either my purse or my Diet DP/Schlumberger coozie, haha.
3. Thing you said?
"Sometimes I forget and touch it, and get burned." (Wow, that was like 3 hours ago that I said that; it was regarding the lamps at work and how hot they get)
4. Person you hugged?
Breckin.
5. Person you talked to on the phone?
Sean.
6. Last book you read?
The Sight by David Clement Davies (still reading)...the last book I finished though was probably The Black Gryphon by Mercedes Lackey.
7. Last time you cleaned your room?
Right before I went to Seattle I suppose, so a week or so ago. (And by "my room" I'm going to assume master bedroom, since I don't really have a personal room)
8. Last time you talked to someone you liked?
Vocally talked? At lunch. Talked online? About 15 seconds ago. Haha.
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Chapter 7:
1. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?
Really loud thunderstorm, and poor Jackpot (my cat) got to experience and quickly develop a fear and hatred for rain.
2. How many best friends do you have?
Three I suppose.
3. Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
Oh jeez, sleep in for sure. I am so not a morning person, it's ridiculous.
4.Who do you love?
Breckin, my family, Sam, Shelly, my cats...the list goes on, haha.
5. What would you change about your life right now?
I can't really think of anything.
6. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
I don't really like crying or being lied to.
7. Whats on your bedroom floor?
My suitcase, since I am bad and have not put it away since I got back.
8. Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
I can't remember.
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Chapter 8:
1. Do you trust people easily?
Not really. I usually trust a person at least superficially until they give me a reason not to. (You can guess how many times that's burned me)
2. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to?
The mountains of Washington.
3. Do you think you're good looking?
Eh, sometimes, I don't know.
4.Could you go a day without eating?
I can and have several times...sometimes I just lose my appetite and it takes its sweet time coming back.
5. How much do looks matter to you?
A medium amount.
6. How do you feel about P.D.A.(Public Display of Affection)?
Get a room, people!
7. When was the last time you had your hair cut?
About two weeks ago.
8. Would you rather be mad or sad?
Ugh, I have to choose? Sad, I guess. I can deal with that calmly and quietly. When I'm mad I get all agitated and antsy.
9. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Yes, except at certain times if you know what I mean. ;P
10. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in?
I rear-ended a guy at a stop-light when it was raining, but it didn't do any damage so I lucked out and walked away from it scott-free. :B
11. Are you tight with your mommy?
Hard to be when I live so far away, but yeah, we're pretty close.
12. Do you tell your parents everything?
No. I don't tell anyone everything. ;)
13. Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
A bird.
14. Name one fear you have.
Wasps. I would rather jump out of a skyscraper than be in the same room as a wasp, homies.
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Chapter 9:
1. If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?
If it's just a block, I'd probably walk. There's not really anything noteworthy a block from me, though.
2.Does the thought of marriage scare you?
Not anymore.
3. How many kids do you want?
Two.
4. What's your favorite color to wear?
Blue.
5. Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?
Breckin. (Oh, scandalous, not)
6. What are you doing today?
Working.
7. What would you do if you found a dinosaur egg?
Oh god, I would try to hatch it of course! XD And if it was fossilized, well, I'd probably marvel at it and take pictures and eventually call the museum and let them have it.
8. Do you get bored easily?
It depends on how focused I am and how much I have on my to-do list.
9. What's something that someone can do that really bothers you?
Act fake. :|
10. Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
I guess so. I had lots of "fake names" my sister and I would come up with and use at opportune moments, but I never seriously wanted to change it, I guess. I'm not crazy about my last name though and am looking forward to acquiring a new one when I get married.
11. Do you wish you were famous?
Only in art.
12. What do you do to your eyebrows?
Pluck them and...well that's about it.
13. Who's the last text message you received from?
I could have sword this question already appeared...Sam.
14. How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium-well. (I like tough meat)
15. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Time by Pink Floyd
16. Can music affect your mood?
Most definitely.
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Chapter 10:
1. What piercings do you want?
No more, I already have my ears pierced and that's enough.
2. What tattoos do you want?
If I was a tattoo person, and I'm not, I'd want Ye Olde Gryphon like you see on shields and armor and whatnot. Yes, I like gryphons way too much, film at eleven. However, I would never get a tattoo.
3. Have you ever been in a cave?
Yep! Carlsbad Caverns and Natural Bridge Caverns.
4. Have you ever eaten a bug?
On accident a couple of times. Gross.
5. Do you think there's a soulmate for everyone?
Sure. :)
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