Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for
thor_meister (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I gave
hartjr4 a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1011 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
meryn_rachel