of Hollywood's most current attempts to kill me

Dec 17, 2008 04:00

Dear Fan Girls,

Honestly, I feel with the latest news that Hollywood is aiming at my death. I've already seen Twilight twice, and I've come to the conclusion that RPattz on the big screen is not good for my heart... it, like, stops every time he opens his mouth... DAMN YOU, RPATTZ!!

Now, rumors have spilled regarding Mr Ben Barnes seeking a role on the next Twilight movie, "New Moon"... Aro, of all characters. Robert Pattinson and Ben Barnes on the same set... the same scenes... TALKING???! A Definite heart attack... but I may recover only to hear more rumors.

Robert is being considered, as in the front runner, as Captain Jack Sparrow's younger brother on the next POTC... Again: ROBERT FUCKING PATTINSON AND CAPTAIN JACK FUCKING SPARROW ON THE SAME SET, ON THE SAME SCENES... FUCKING TALKING????! I will not recover from that one...

*crosses fingers* Despite the fact both put my life in danger, I wish they both come true :D

I'm out... *is tired*

MK.-

robert pattinson, twilight, movies

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