"BEN AND....."

Jan 11, 2005 22:01

Today I got to school in a really shitty mood. Like, pissed off. Anyway, chemistry was awful, dull, pardueish, then chaple was uneventful, i cut my hand in ceramics, saw the most hideous $10 bill on the way to lunch, when I ate the most awful cake ever made. THEN french was really fun, NOT AT ALL. P.E. was average...and that's about the end of my day, I am of course lying.
Billy and I go to the library and start to watch Ali G, after a rejected Arrested Development. Mr. Matthews, now the famous star on The Matthew's Show, came over and started his daily bitching. I got screwed over at the bookstore, I had to go talk to Missy about using someonelses account.
I get to the library and Mr. Matthews shows his inner-self. "Is this your drink too you little shit?" Then I like his quote "BOO 2" haha.
So we get to Wendy's, where the whole "Ben and" bussi occured. Then we get back to school and go to the library with a few minutes to spare. I decide that we should hide, and stay there 'cause it would be fun. We start. We head for the chairs at the back corner, the librarian, that we hate, is the only one left there. So we think that this is gonna be a two second job, of course she takes hours. BTW this was NOT the master mind plan that it seems, we were seen about a half a dozen times, at least. But nothing, then our stunt doubles jump in as we walk blindedly from the crum to the library, with not but a phone keeping us safe. We got a little bit too friendly, and one thing lead to another, and BJ statrted, this was after our search for books in the 20second window. So we ruin the paintings in the library, then turn ourselves in by logging on to the school server on the computers, haha. Billy got locked in a drawer, it was amazing. Then, watching Ali G, THE MAID WALKS IN. Billy hits pause and we both dive for the table, thank god for static or else she was stealth. This is where I realize that we are horrible at hiding. We both give off little giggles, and then at the same time, and then both roar with laughter. So we leave, and god only knows (if that) what's gonna happen next time. We won our soccer game and now I have a poster to make, yay.
I still can't believe they split up, you know "Brad and..."

jOKE Of tHe dAY:
One day Pebbles Flintstone was in bed with Fred and Wilma. They
were both naked. Pebbles sees Fred's penis and says, "Daddy,
what's that?" and Fred says "Th-that's...um...thats daddy's
rock." A little while later Pebbles looks down and sees Wilma's
vagina. "What's that, mommy?" she asks. "Oh..that..that's
mommy's rock grinder." All of a sudden Pebbles sits up and says,
"I get it! Daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock grinder and out
comes pebbles!"
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