Jun 15, 2005 18:43
*fob accent*
HOT INDIAN BOYS!??!
WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH BETTA??
YOU AS A PAKISTANI MUSLIM GIRL SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT INDIAN BOYS OR ANYTHING!! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT BOYS ARE!??! YOUR PARENTS HAVE FAILED IN HIDING FROM YOU THE EXISTENCE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX!!
YOU SHOULD BE PREPARING TO BE AN AUNTIE AND YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR YOUR ACT AND FOR YOUR SCHOOL AND TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN THE TOP 100% OF YOUR AGE GROUP IN YOUR STUDIES!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE GURAM LARKAS! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!? ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU LEARN FROM YOUR AMMUGEE HOW TO COOK AND CLEAN THE HOUSE FOR YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND, AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW NOT TO MIX THE WHITES AND COLORS FOR THE LAUNDRY!!!
FINALLY, INSTEAD OF ALL THIS FOOLISH INTERNET BUSINESS, MAKE SURE YOU ARE PREPARED TO ATTEND A 7-YEAR PROGRAM FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL BECAUSE BETTA, YOU KNOW THAT ALL OTHER PROFESSIONS ARE GOING TO LEAD YOU DOWN THE DRAIN, AND THAT MEDICINE IS A FIRST CLASS VAY TO MAKE MANY MONEY!!
I VISH YOU BEST OF LUCK FOR YOUR MEDICAL STUDIES AND HOUSE-WORK PRACTICE TO RAISE 15 KIDS AND BE OBEDIENT TO YOUR HUSBAND!!! OK, HAN GEE BETTA????
BY THE VAY, YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR CURRY RECIPE BECAUSE IT DOES NOT TASTE SPICY ENOUGH!
--MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, YOU CANNOT SPEND MORE THAN $15 DOLLARS ON ELECTRICITY YEARLY, BETTA, WHAT WOULD YOUR HUSBAND THINK!?!?
~NAMASTE