Dec 29, 2004 04:59
heres something for you all to laugh at like i once did...
TheNinjaAcademy: yes
TheNinjaAcademy: mr t
mertzilla1: foolio
mertzilla1: woot woot
TheNinjaAcademy: nigger stain
TheNinjaAcademy: is the best book
mertzilla1: i happen to like dump truck
TheNinjaAcademy: moon cricket express
mertzilla1: porch monkey patio
TheNinjaAcademy: spook
mertzilla1: boot lip
TheNinjaAcademy: spam handler
mertzilla1: spear chucker
TheNinjaAcademy: floating tv in the night
mertzilla1: cat buried nigger treasure
TheNinjaAcademy: nice
mertzilla1: thank you
TheNinjaAcademy: welcome
TheNinjaAcademy: mustahce pubic curly beatsmoscniggas
mertzilla1: beat box havin jungle fever creatin mexican food hatin shit stained underwear with nigger juice taint lickin fuck face
TheNinjaAcademy: jhahahahaahaha
mertzilla1: ban
mertzilla1: *bam
TheNinjaAcademy: wide nose breathing all the white mans air making dog farts and eating all the good chicken making aids popular cleete stomping jizalbelle lazy pay check taking my food and not picking cotton of my feild
mertzilla1: nice nice
TheNinjaAcademy: jungle fever
TheNinjaAcademy: hahaha
mertzilla1: oh yeah
mertzilla1: ok
mertzilla1: im gonna get a good one this time
TheNinjaAcademy: alright
TheNinjaAcademy: ahahha
TheNinjaAcademy: I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
TheNinjaAcademy: You know it...cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And the NAACP
Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin' me!
TheNinjaAcademy: Roses are red, and violet's are blue
And nigger's are black, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta be black to get a welfare check!
mertzilla1: black may be beautiful and tan may be grand, but white is the color of the big boss man
TheNinjaAcademy: hahahaaahah
mertzilla1: you mud shark chocolate dippin white girl hatin, black baby carrying, spicket fence jumpin, donkey raping shit eating pole smoking fuck face who uses butt hair as dental floss then reuses it hours later after it has had time to become extra crusty, you god damn tampon feasting yeast infection licking tiny weiner having nigfaced spelling bee lossing jiggaboo
TheNinjaAcademy: hahahahaahahaha
TheNinjaAcademy: ok you win
TheNinjaAcademy: holy shit
mertzilla1: mert is the champion of all the sluts!!!!
mertzilla1: ues
mertzilla1: *yes
mertzilla1: bring on the whores!
TheNinjaAcademy: hahha
TheNinjaAcademy: hmm
TheNinjaAcademy: im on a quest for some
mertzilla1: mert wants them extra dirty
mertzilla1: he wants their vag to have teeth and smoke ciggerettes
TheNinjaAcademy: hahahahaha
TheNinjaAcademy: WTF
mertzilla1: and their asshole has to be part of a biker gang
TheNinjaAcademy: hahhahahahahaahahahahah
TheNinjaAcademy: iron crosses ass
mertzilla1: highway men ass
TheNinjaAcademy: ahhhhhhhhhh
mertzilla1: he wants their titties to be so narly that they use bird shit as moisturizer
TheNinjaAcademy: ?
TheNinjaAcademy: ahahaaha
TheNinjaAcademy: wtf
TheNinjaAcademy: dude
TheNinjaAcademy: wtf
TheNinjaAcademy: ahahahahaha
mertzilla1: bam
mertzilla1: cant forget the face though
mertzilla1: hold up
mertzilla1: gotta think of a good one
mertzilla1: ummm
mertzilla1: oh
mertzilla1: i got it
mertzilla1: their face has to be so god damn ugly that R kelly wont even pee on them
TheNinjaAcademy: hahahaahahahahaahhahaah
TheNinjaAcademy: i cant breathe
TheNinjaAcademy: holy fuck
mertzilla1: that was a good one
mertzilla1: im laughin my ass off too
TheNinjaAcademy: hhahaahah
mertzilla1: damn R kelly sucks
mertzilla1: hhahhahaha
mertzilla1: their legs have to be so insanly gross that yellowstone called and asked for all their catuses back
TheNinjaAcademy: i want a girls vag to smell so bad that oscar the grouch wouldnt live in it
mertzilla1: hahahahahahahahahahaha
mertzilla1: thats fucking funny
TheNinjaAcademy: thanks
TheNinjaAcademy: i tryed
mertzilla1: i want a chick's vag thats open more often then 7 11
TheNinjaAcademy: thats asking for it
mertzilla1: mert can handle that much vag too
mertzilla1: proven fact
TheNinjaAcademy: i want s girls vag to serve me slusshis
mertzilla1: one day, mert was stuck on a desert vag with only a knife, 6 quarters, and a led zeppelin tape, he used all these elements to build a raft safer then the mayflower and floated into the never ending abyss of poontang never to been seen or heard from again
TheNinjaAcademy: ahhahaahahahahahahaahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaahah
TheNinjaAcademy: ddude
TheNinjaAcademy: my head hurts from laughing
mertzilla1: thats so awesome
mertzilla1: my face hurts from having the same s hitty smile grin on my face
TheNinjaAcademy: hahaah
TheNinjaAcademy: yeah
mertzilla1: one day mert really met his match however, an asian biker butthole one tooth vag having pall mall unfiltered smoking poontang, against all odds and against all obsticals mert pulled his pants down and eclipsed the world with the penis of never ending doom
mertzilla1: once the eclipse was over the asain looked at mert with a new found respect
mertzilla1: mert had won another day
TheNinjaAcademy: the world is forever in your debt
mertzilla1: and no one even knows it either
mertzilla1: its a sad life mert lives
mertzilla1: but its one of adventure and nasty vags
mertzilla1: he loves it
TheNinjaAcademy: one day we will join forces and take down jaba the butt
TheNinjaAcademy: and her even menacing puckered ass hole
mertzilla1: naw, mert cant fuck with a crew like that yet, the the deadly butthole ass assanation squad, mert cant fuck with that shit yet, they once again win
TheNinjaAcademy: my cocks prepared like the bride
mertzilla1: his testicles of might have not yet reached their proper strength
TheNinjaAcademy: wrap them in silly puddy
mertzilla1: one the planets align and the testicles of might have dropped into proper place the world will be safe from all nasty vags
mertzilla1: *once
mertzilla1: but until that day testicles of might work at 65 percent
mertzilla1: a percentage unheard of by human ears
mertzilla1: your head will soon explode
TheNinjaAcademy: fuck that shit
TheNinjaAcademy: goku nuts
mertzilla1: how is this possible, the testicles of might have not fullfilled their duty
mertzilla1: jesus tap dancing christ the world just may be over now
mertzilla1: good bye sweet friend
mertzilla1: mert will see you in the big nasty vag in the sky
TheNinjaAcademy: hahahahahahaah
TheNinjaAcademy: good luck
TheNinjaAcademy: use the force
TheNinjaAcademy: cock thrust
mertzilla1: the ever powerful cock thrust of doom has failed as well
mertzilla1: mert doesnt know what to do!
TheNinjaAcademy: fuck
TheNinjaAcademy: use your meat saber
mertzilla1: mert pulls his head out of the ass of jaba the butt to know
mertzilla1: once the meat saber is out, it will not go back without a fight
TheNinjaAcademy: ahhhhhhhhhhhh