New hyman installed!
So maybe I wasn't scrupulous enough with the first one, I mean, I ended up dating the guy for a year but I also got the shit kicked out of me on a regular basis which led to me fleeing Chicago @ 19 and sparking this gypsy lifestyle I've loved dearly since. First love bullshit.
So the next time I dole out my virginity, he's gonna be a good one, not just the hottest guy I've ever seen. Covered that one far too many times and most of them are vain douchebags that suck in the sack. Gross.
Liked alla my "less attractives" immensely, they tried harder and were genuine, bingo!
Cougar phase is over and out of my system. I'm raising a boy, I don't want to bang one.
So guess what? I'm with Shyla on the sexy older guy trip....I want one with laugh lines and battle scars and some experience and wisdom and maturity.
The next guy to pop my cherry is gonna be lucky and he's gonna be smart enough to know it without my telling him, Goddammit!
So the next time I dole out my virginity, he's gonna be a good one, not just the hottest guy I've ever seen. Covered that one far too many times and most of them are vain douchebags that suck in the sack. Gross.
Liked alla my "less attractives" immensely, they tried harder and were genuine, bingo!
Cougar phase is over and out of my system. I'm raising a boy, I don't want to bang one.
So guess what? I'm with Shyla on the sexy older guy trip....I want one with laugh lines and battle scars and some experience and wisdom and maturity.
The next guy to pop my cherry is gonna be lucky and he's gonna be smart enough to know it without my telling him, Goddammit!