I was putting together my Burn Notice masterpost and deleting some posts in my journal when I noticed this fic was never posted here. It was posted at
comment_fic and
femslash100, but never here. However, it's up on AO3. It's also the first part of a series I'll have a masterpost for Dreamwidth made for soon,
The Man Down Jobs. Title:
People WatchingPrompt: #325, glass (for
femslash100 ; also for
comment_fic)
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Parker
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Summary: How not to people watch on South Beach.
After Fiona picked her friend Parker up from the airport, they drove to Carlito's, where Parker ordered two glasses of whiskey.
Parker picked up the empty rocks glasses and started looking through them, as if they were binoculars.
"What are you doing, Parker?" Fiona said.
"I'm people watching."
"Parker, you can't watch people through rocks glasses."
"You told me to look at people wearing bikinis while I was on South Beach, and I didn't bring binoculars."
"That's because I told you not to bring binoculars."
Fiona sighed. She flagged down a nearby waitress. "I'll have another Bloody Mary please. Thanks."
This entry was originally posted at
http://merryghoul.dreamwidth.org/273330.html. Comments on either site are fine.