if you're on the shore, then you sure ain't me-o

[merrydoom]

FUCK YOU BLIZZ, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. I PROMISED SOMEONE A GODDAMNED HERB BAG AND I CAN'T MAKE IT FOR THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING A CUNTBUBBLE.

Hey, if the bastards at Mardi Gras get to do everything until they pass out, LENT CAN START WHEN I FUCKING WAKE UP, OKAY?!

OUR TAX RETURN WENT THROUGH, FUCK YEAH. TIME TO PAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING BILLS.

GODDAMN I LOVE YOU GUYS.

I SAID GODDAMN, GODDAMN.

I TREAT YOU TO MY FAVOURITE FUCKING CURSING THING EVER.

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I THINK I WANNA KNOW YA... YEA, WUT

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I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

ETA: GODDAMNIT I FORGOT

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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?

I ALSO GIVE UP CAPS FOR LENT. NO, NO I DON'T.

ALSO GONNA DRINK FIVE GODDAMN GLASSES OF WATER A DAY BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GOOD FOR ME, FUCK YEAH.