Men are selfish pigs.
David cancelled our date at the last minute.
He said the guy upstairs had a washing machine overflow and it flooded his walls and floor yesterday. He also said that the cuntstruction crew can't get to his apartment until 4:30 PM, so he can't go to dinner. Why can't he go to dinner exactly? Why does he need to be there while they fix it?
I chatted with the girls at the Peter Reilley Fan Club and they all agree that he's a creep, and he probably has a girlfriend on the side. He's just signed up for online dating to sew his oats or something. What. An. Ass. I can't believe I fell for his profile.
He didn't want to go out on the weekend either because he claims to have family plans at the beach. Watching thongs, probably. I don't need a guy like that.
Too bad, too, because he has hair just like Peter Reilley did in "Bravo Antarctica". But he's the one missing out. I'm going to go out with Jerome on Tuesday, anyway. He's Peter Reilley's height and he's a doctor. A dentist, not a heart surgeon like Reilley played in the 70's, but I can forgive that. A densits might not be too bad. If I got worried about something I could have his atheist knock me out with some nitrous acid.
He said the guy upstairs had a washing machine overflow and it flooded his walls and floor yesterday. He also said that the cuntstruction crew can't get to his apartment until 4:30 PM, so he can't go to dinner. Why can't he go to dinner exactly? Why does he need to be there while they fix it?
I chatted with the girls at the Peter Reilley Fan Club and they all agree that he's a creep, and he probably has a girlfriend on the side. He's just signed up for online dating to sew his oats or something. What. An. Ass. I can't believe I fell for his profile.
He didn't want to go out on the weekend either because he claims to have family plans at the beach. Watching thongs, probably. I don't need a guy like that.
Too bad, too, because he has hair just like Peter Reilley did in "Bravo Antarctica". But he's the one missing out. I'm going to go out with Jerome on Tuesday, anyway. He's Peter Reilley's height and he's a doctor. A dentist, not a heart surgeon like Reilley played in the 70's, but I can forgive that. A densits might not be too bad. If I got worried about something I could have his atheist knock me out with some nitrous acid.