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[filtered away from Tea]
Sweet mother of Osiris, I just had the worst day EVER. That obnoxious friendship freak made me take her to the Circus, and nothing plot-relevant happened to make the date worthwhile! It wasn't a TOTAL loss since I got to dominate some kind of booth game, since I AM the king of games, after all. Then she dragged me over to look at animals for no reason, which was at least an opportunity for me to complain about how she looks like an escaped patient from a friendship-themed mental facility. We got some equally over-priced food and then she just sat and talked about FRIENDSHIP until I thought my ears were going to commit suicide. If she had at least attempted suicide, it would have been almost tolerable! Thank God 4kids wouldn't let her drag me off into a dark alleyway to have her way with my scrumptious body; otherwise she definitely would have tried on the way home.
Sweet mother of Osiris, I just had the worst day EVER. That obnoxious friendship freak made me take her to the Circus, and nothing plot-relevant happened to make the date worthwhile! It wasn't a TOTAL loss since I got to dominate some kind of booth game, since I AM the king of games, after all. Then she dragged me over to look at animals for no reason, which was at least an opportunity for me to complain about how she looks like an escaped patient from a friendship-themed mental facility. We got some equally over-priced food and then she just sat and talked about FRIENDSHIP until I thought my ears were going to commit suicide. If she had at least attempted suicide, it would have been almost tolerable! Thank God 4kids wouldn't let her drag me off into a dark alleyway to have her way with my scrumptious body; otherwise she definitely would have tried on the way home.