i love it
I love how my father's mind works.
'There is very obviously something wrong with Kelly. Today was the thrid day this week she got home at a decent hour the night before, and still slept until 9oclock at night the next day. The only real substantial food she has had to eat all week is a bag of popcorn and ramen noddles. She is sitting downstairs with the last reminates of tears in her eyes, and I asked of she was ok and she said no. So knowing all of this, let's take this oppertunity to critizise her for everything she has done wrong this week, just to make her feel that much worse. Oh and as if that isn't enough, let's completely talk down to her as if she were a 2 year old and make sure she gets the full point, which is that she is a complete and udder fuck up.'
'There you are honey, don't you feel about 1000xs worse now?'
Fuck you.
'There is very obviously something wrong with Kelly. Today was the thrid day this week she got home at a decent hour the night before, and still slept until 9oclock at night the next day. The only real substantial food she has had to eat all week is a bag of popcorn and ramen noddles. She is sitting downstairs with the last reminates of tears in her eyes, and I asked of she was ok and she said no. So knowing all of this, let's take this oppertunity to critizise her for everything she has done wrong this week, just to make her feel that much worse. Oh and as if that isn't enough, let's completely talk down to her as if she were a 2 year old and make sure she gets the full point, which is that she is a complete and udder fuck up.'
'There you are honey, don't you feel about 1000xs worse now?'
Fuck you.