Dry Period ending with a Wet Spell
I believe that the live journal has been severely taken for granted. My first impression on the first day back to Livejournal.com was holy bejebus the new features are nifity. This autosave feature is heaven especially with "my" stolen internets nack for disconnecting on me at the BEST times possibles. Anyway, if you haven't already heard, you are either dead or don't talk to me at all, I am living in Washington. Its hell. I know, I know "but sean you said hawaii was hell too"...OKAY so i did. I was wrong. Hawaii was a google(tm)-gillian times better than this demon toilet bowl that is the STATE (not D.C.) of Washington. I'm sure its great for the other million or so people living here but this isn't there journal now is it? What can I say, I do not fit into Washington at all. There are a couple of GREAT things about Washington! Number one is the supremo lickicious ladies here. I theorize that because of the cold weather the ladies get this extra padding that really conforms well to the body. Not fat...but padding...sort of like insulation. Though there is nothing wrong with fat. Course none of those ladies compare to my number one WOMAN, Lee! The love of my life.The second GREAT thing about Washington is the mountains,hills,etc...such a great place to walk. Not so great a place when teh temp is in the teens and the wind is blowing 20 mph. Turns my Greek beard into Old Man Winters pubic hair. Yeah,so Washington is an overflowing urinal...it rains and because of the rain theres mold, aka overflowing urinal. This year almost beat the record for consecutive days of rain...which is 40 something in 1950 something. The houses here are really flimsy...most of them are pressed wood chips? Nothing says sturdy as a rock like pressed wood chips. If a tornado or hurricane or volcanic eruption come through here we are dead. Well, with a volcano eruption no matter what kind of house you have you will probably die or have severe 3rd degree burns cubed on your bone.
Later days.
Later days.