I kept walking for a step because I was convinced she just let her bag hit the ground. To be humorous. Really. I turned around, and all I could see of her were the soles of her shoes thrashing around at about eye level.
Me: "Do you need some hel-"
Her: "NOOOO! Just let me - *splat* - slide down - *splat* - the steps."
Truly a classic Mertastrophe. And this? "...like the world had decided to briefly become a six-year-old girl and break out the body glitter even though Mom told them not to." Brilliant. Funny and poetic at the same time.
Spend enough time with me and, statistically speaking, you will witness just such a pratfall.
Like the time I fell out of dannimal's apartment. Like the time I walked into a telephone guy wire under molnar_salomone's watchful eye. Like the time I fell *off* the bus in high school and lay in the parking lot like a turtle on my back, unable to regain my feet because of the forty pounds of books in my backpack. (No LJ witnesses to that, alas.)
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She was all "Hey, this is pretty slipp-"
And the God of Comedy Set-Ups was all *SMITE!*
I kept walking for a step because I was convinced she just let her bag hit the ground. To be humorous. Really. I turned around, and all I could see of her were the soles of her shoes thrashing around at about eye level.
Me: "Do you need some hel-"
Her: "NOOOO! Just let me - *splat* - slide down - *splat* - the steps."
Me: O.o
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Nope.
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Classic :)
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humm thrashing soles would make a great band name ;-)
Glad you are fine, and though I enjoyed the Pythonesque quality of the scene, don't do that too often!
*s*
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Like the time I fell out of dannimal's apartment.
Like the time I walked into a telephone guy wire under molnar_salomone's watchful eye.
Like the time I fell *off* the bus in high school and lay in the parking lot like a turtle on my back, unable to regain my feet because of the forty pounds of books in my backpack. (No LJ witnesses to that, alas.)
Oh, yeah. It'll happen.
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