Samuel L. Jackson is the !#&%-ing Messiah.
I got back Sunday night, and I had a good time all weekend. I'll post more about it later, but I have to share a dream I had early Sunday morning.
I regularly have very vivid and strange dreams, but this was something else. In my dream Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) was the Messiah, like as in the second coming Messiah. But she didn't want to be, it was way too complicated. So she gave her messiah powers to typical Action movie guy, Bruce Willis. He was playing a role kind of like his old action movies, and in my dream he wasn't Bruce Willis he was Action Movie Guy. He was even wearing a dirty wife-beater and looking battered.
Of course Mr. Action Movie Guy had no use for healing and wine-making or any of the other abilities of the Messiah and also didn't want them. So he passed them along to a homeless guy, played by Samuel L. Jackson. And as the dream closed there was this news report playing on tv. It was the kind of thing they play at the end of a movie to wrap things up just as the credits start to roll. They were talking about the "Miracle of the ATM vestibule," and how a homeless man had been handing out granola bars from a never-ending box of bars. "And lo, the box of twelve became many."
So, in other words, Samuel L. Jackson is the mother!#&%-ing Messiah!