Title: The Abominable St Paul’s Cathedral
Author:
kleine_asterCategory: Fluff. Or Humour. I don’t know. One of those. ^^*
Pairings: Mello/Near (no srsly)
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of strippers and blow
Summary: Near gives Mello his self-made birthday present. It’s not what Mello had hoped for. Miscommunications and UST ensue.
Disclaimer: You can tell I don't own Death Note by the lack of nude shower scenes involving Mello and/or Near.
Notes: Mello has such a hard life, I kinda wanted to write something light and silly and sweet for his birthday. None of this probably makes much sense. It might also be AUish because Mello and Near miraculously get along (remotely). When I started this fic, I didn’t plan on hinting something romantic between them, but when I reached the end, I was fairly sure they were doing it. XD You decide. By the way,
this is St Paul’s Cathedral, so clearly Near is pretty friggin’ awesome.
Word Count: 2583
I made it out of matches and gum.