Fic: By Proxy
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Title: By Proxy
Pairing: Mello/random prostitute/Near. In that order.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: It’s Near’s birthday and Mello, thoughtful and tacky as he is, gets him a prostitute. Who then ends up sandwiched between two overzealos young men with issues. Smut and weirdness ensue.
Warnings: This is het. I mean, I totally regard it as a Mello/Near fic and it’s fully intended as one, but if you’re squicked by the idea of one of them (or rather, both) doing a chick, ever, do not read. ^^*
Word Count: 3,993
A/N: … Leave it to me to bring on the weird, outlandish pr0n for Near’s birthday. DX Sorry, Near. You deserve better. Happy birthday, anyway!
This is a little AUish, if only for the fact that I’m not sure where you could place it in the storyline. Which also makes it PWP.
Mello knows how to be appropriate around hookers.
Title: By Proxy
Pairing: Mello/random prostitute/Near. In that order.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: It’s Near’s birthday and Mello, thoughtful and tacky as he is, gets him a prostitute. Who then ends up sandwiched between two overzealos young men with issues. Smut and weirdness ensue.
Warnings: This is het. I mean, I totally regard it as a Mello/Near fic and it’s fully intended as one, but if you’re squicked by the idea of one of them (or rather, both) doing a chick, ever, do not read. ^^*
Word Count: 3,993
A/N: … Leave it to me to bring on the weird, outlandish pr0n for Near’s birthday. DX Sorry, Near. You deserve better. Happy birthday, anyway!
This is a little AUish, if only for the fact that I’m not sure where you could place it in the storyline. Which also makes it PWP.
Mello knows how to be appropriate around hookers.