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well, i can see that none of you care about my last entry, fondly titled "fancy body massage machine go," so i will just tell you all of the boring things going on in my brain. i finally scored a fabulous pot hook up and tomorrow we will have some yumminess. i went to a party tonight and realized that cockiness will get you everywhere. just act cocky and dumb boys will want to jump your shit. however, since some of us are very selective about the jumping of the shit, no one scored. i am of course wasted, and arturos served me well with the sope and the fancy gordita. i tell ya, the sope is my jesus. last night we all came over to the apartment and danced like weeeeners. god i love dancing it is the god damned bomb. back to the party we attended tonight, i went around telling everyone that this one dude made the bugles. yup, the corn snack. only i called them "horns," and accompanied them with an educational story about pigs' intellectuality. holy smokin shit. i am a DIZZORK but all of you ainwads reading this are too so eat it.