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Scene: Popular American quiz show (non-stupid).
Host: And here's our first question: What is a four-letter word for precipitation that makes Seattlites panic?
Contestant: *beep!* Snow!
Audience: Snow! Someone said snow! Snow, here? Run for your lives! Buy milk! *Stampede for the exits*
Host: But it's July in LA!
Host: And here's our first question: What is a four-letter word for precipitation that makes Seattlites panic?
Contestant: *beep!* Snow!
Audience: Snow! Someone said snow! Snow, here? Run for your lives! Buy milk! *Stampede for the exits*
Host: But it's July in LA!