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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In August, I sacrificed parasitic_one to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Last week, I rescued nephthys88 from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (600 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Siren
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