I'm bored and hungry, innit?
I met this really posh bloke who wants to take me out for dinner. Fuck. He even owns a suit. I've nick-named him Boris.
My friend came back for a long weekend. We watched the Godfather movies then had sex with the door open because we're in the middle of a heat wave. Then I locked myself in the toilet by accident for a long time, and nearly cried because I thought I might be stuck forever.
Yeah, Just another boring account of the adventures of my own vagina.
I read my sister's diary this afternoon. She turns thirteen tommorrow.
ps. I'm changing my name to thunders. I'm going to be called Nomi Thunders. Or maybe "Thunder" I'm undecided.
My friend came back for a long weekend. We watched the Godfather movies then had sex with the door open because we're in the middle of a heat wave. Then I locked myself in the toilet by accident for a long time, and nearly cried because I thought I might be stuck forever.
Yeah, Just another boring account of the adventures of my own vagina.
I read my sister's diary this afternoon. She turns thirteen tommorrow.
ps. I'm changing my name to thunders. I'm going to be called Nomi Thunders. Or maybe "Thunder" I'm undecided.