Breaking news!

[merlynster]

"A man was sentenced to five months in jail after he and a friend, acting on wounded pride, gunned down an ostrich named Gaylord that had kicked them."

I feels the world is a worse place now that there's one less Gaylord about.

In unrelated news, Phantom Hourglass is awesome. BUY IT!

And shopping for London-trip stuff is not awesome T_T