Two fics! One nasty, one not to much :3

[derryere]

This was going to be just a porn post. But then there was a twinge of shame, somewhere, SOMEHOW. IDK. So now one is porn and one is not-porn-at-all. For balance.

SO, IN OTHER WORDS, TWO FICS. YAY.

Title: Freedom Hangs Like Heaven
Rating: POoOooOooORN (NC17)
Word Count: About 9k
Warnings: OH HELLO THERE, ANGRY EMO YET INSECURE ARTHUR!
Spoilers: Season 1, I guess? Nothing in particular, anyway.
Beta: The brains behind it all (y'know it), mastah scifijunkie! ♥
A/N: Written as a brain!melt reply to lizardspot's art for kinkme_merlin, Trusty Steed, (NC17). (And maybe also Afterglow, if you look close, because jhgshdgfdhg awwhh!) Idk why it's so long. I--I just don't know.
Summary: It's happened five times and they don't talk about it.

AND,

Title: Cost/Benefit Analysis
Rating: PG13
Word Count: About 3,8k
Beta: Owner of all my posting-rights scifijunkie.
A/N: Inspired by Lydia Davis' Break It Down.
Summary: Arthur is trying to figure out how much Merlin is costing him.