Title:
Home Is Where The Prat IsRating: R
Words: 3788
Summary: Arthur invents his own proverb, ‘Do not fuck handsome manservants.’ There are two people in Arthur’s life he never listens to: Merlin, and himself. So it’s only a matter of time Arthur fucks Merlin against his father’s throne.
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‘Merlin, stop smacking your lips. It’s annoying.’ It’s annoying because whenever Merlin does it, Arthur looks over, stares at his mouth, and gets the urge to kiss him.)