Title: The one where Arthur is a bonobo.
Author:
psmithery Rating: NC-17, in the very least.
Genre: Crack
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Morgana, Arthur/Uther
Word Count: 831
Warnings: noncon, incest and bestiality. And rimming.
Summary: Arthur is turned into a chimpanzee and learns new skills in conflict resolution in the process.
A/N: This arose from an article I wrote about this week's challenge for the
summerpornathon, which can be read
here. I hold
cor_leonis_1961 responsible. Beta'd by
mizufae.
Don't get put off by the warnings, it is all just a load of stupidity, I swear. More information about bonobos can be found
here. I'm not going to lie, they're pretty damn cool.
Also posted on
AO3 (
In hindsight, someone should have seen it coming.)