Title: The Prince's Sword (Part I of
The Prince Series)
Author:
psmithery &
mizufae Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP, fluff
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 8874
Warnings: pornography, dirty talk, 69, cum-shots, rimming, fingering, (tiny bit of feltching, if you squint), mutual mastubation, total misuse of the English language, very mild homophobia
Summary: Arthur and Merlin discover an old video of Morgana's in the back of her wardrobe one Friday afternoon and decide to watch it together.
A/N: This was originally written for the following prompt on
kinkme_merlin: Classic porno. Boom chicka wow wow! Anon is thinking sex for completely spurious reasons, tongue to tongue kissing, flip flopping, and the gratuitous cumshot. Bonus points for dodgy porno dialogue that is still, strangely character appropriate.
Also note: The porno sections of this are meant to be a bit of a parody of badly written porn and actual 80s gay porn. Please don't mistake vomitous turns of phrase as bad writing in the italicised sections. Also be aware that, as it is meant to be an American porno, the use of American spelling conventions in these sections is deliberate.
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So. What d'you wanna do? )