The Big Secret Gay Love Affair

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Title: The Big Secret Gay Love Affair
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warnings/Spoilers: Modern AU, so none.
Word Count: ~12,000
Summary: The one where an incompetent sales assistant and his gorgeous manager have to hide their relationship from the world. Because Arthur's an insecure prat sometimes. Cue the clichés.

Author's Notes: Re-post. Hope it's ok this time, mods! :)

"So what are you saying? That you can't be gay, but you can't keep your hands off me?"