Title: To Stab or Not to Stab
Rating: G
Word Count: 2187
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Merlin and all of its characters do not belong to me.
Summary: In which Arthur's hand is the size of a chicken (a smaller than average chicken but still a chicken) and they're stuck in a forest with a bear who may or may not want to eat them using silverware and Merlin argues over just why Arthur shouldn't stab himself which leads Arthur towards a very brilliant idea. "Merlin, you do it."
To Stab or Not to Stab