Title:
The Quest of the Ferret SpermzAuthor:
faithharknessFandom: Merlin
Characters/Pairings: Gwaine/Merlin, Percival/Arthur, Lance/Gwen, Leon/Morgana
Summary: In which Merlin has had a bad month at work and he gets no sympathy from friend or lover. Well, maybe a little sympathy.
Word Count: ~1100
Author’s Note: This sprang from two bunnies: the need for the Merlin characters to watch Full Metal Jousting and a string of conversations about part of
morwencath’s job at the zoo. Yes, she’s a zookeeper; yes, Kai Owen finds that just as cool as you do, if not cooler.
Author’s Note the Second: Somehow, this little ficlet has started a little ‘verse in my head, which we will be calling the Carry Me Home ‘verse.