To my best friend Chloe,
In Wales it’s often snowy
You’ve seen John Barrowman in a play
He stood only five foot away
And you have Ianto, our teaboy
All I have is a cuddly soft toy
Your country has the Welsh voice
Which is clearly the accent of choice
You can while away your day
At the Plass or Cardiff Bay
And don’t forget the welsh cakes
For goodness’ sakes!
All this is why I think you’re lucky
Love from your English pal, Ducky.
xx