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[prongsaroo]

I have returned, fully charged and with awesomeness to spare, impossible, I know, but you know me, I like beating the odds. Also, in the time I have been away, people have told me that I managed to get hotter. True story, kids.

Anyway, I see new faces are amongst us. Come, ducklings, cast off your cloaks and show me it. What is it? Well, it. Come on

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[abnormalpsyche]

IZZIE MY LOVE, MY DARLING, MY BABES, MY SNAPE TORMENTING FRIEND OF WONDER, I HAVE MISSED YOU!

[prongsaroo]

KENZIE, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, JOY OF MY JOYS, FRECKLY, DIMPLED BUNDLE OF JOY, I HAVE MISSED YOU TOO!

[abnormalpsyche]

YOU CAME BACK AT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL, MAGICAL, WONDROUS, MAKINGEVERYONEELSEJEALOUS TIME AND I LOVE YOU SO HARD

[prongsaroo]

OH KENZIE, I COULD SENSE YOUR NEED, AND THE TWISTING CURRENTS OF PURE AWESOMENESS THAT I WOULD CAUSE IF I RETURNED NOW, AND THE CALL WAS TOO STRONG TO IGNORE.

[abnormalpsyche]

IF BY THAT YOU MEAN "I SENSE THERE WAS SEX AND I'M A HORNY BITCH" THEN I THINK THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

[prongsaroo]

OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I MEANT, KENZIE. YOU KNOW I'M A HUGE, FUCKING SLUTFACE.

[abnormalpsyche]

DUDE THE WHOLE WORLD IS BEING ATTRACTED TO THE SEX DID YOU KNOW. IT'S LIKE A FUCKING HISTORICAL EVENT IN THE MAKING.

[prongsaroo]

That's because it is so fucking hot, Kenzie, omg.

[abnormalpsyche]

GOD I KNOW. NOT ONLY IS IT HOT, BUT IT IS DOWNRIGHT BEAUTIFUL