Fic: Two Things About Gaius That Nobody Knew

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Title: Two Things About Gaius That Nobody Knew (And Nobody Wanted To, Either)
Author: Rebbeile
Characters: Gaius
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Words: 1044
Genre: Crack
Spoilers: General Season 1
Summary: Where Gaius longs for rainbow robes, an apprentice, fame and some good ol' booty-shaking tunes

There were a number of things about Gaius that nobody knew.