fic: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Title - The Twelve Days of Christmas
Author - graspthethorn
Fandom - Merlin
Pairing - Arthur/Merlin
Rating - PGish
Word count - 3890 words of utter failure.
Summary - In which Merlin attempts to get revenge for Arthur making him do too much work by sending him presents from a mysterious admirer, making him fall in love, then ripping out his heart and stamping on it. Unfortunately for Merlin he accidentally falls for Arthur along the way. And almost has sex. In rhyming couplets.
Disclaimer - Belongs to the Beeb. Gaius would have been declaring his disbelief more often if I did.
Notes - I AM SORRY IF THIS SCARS YOU. Day 12 (12 days of Christmas) and Day 15 (Merlin mucking everything up and the phrase "How many times do I have to say get down off of that Christmas tree") of merlinadvent combined.
ALSO: Wmffre just pointed out that half of this only rhymes if you read it out loud with a thick Welsh accent. So try that.
ALSO: ME: "I'm writing a rhyming sex scene. What rhymes with completion?"
WMFFRE: "... mucous secretion?"
PLZ DON’T HATE ME, FANDOM.
(-Here-)
Author - graspthethorn
Fandom - Merlin
Pairing - Arthur/Merlin
Rating - PGish
Word count - 3890 words of utter failure.
Summary - In which Merlin attempts to get revenge for Arthur making him do too much work by sending him presents from a mysterious admirer, making him fall in love, then ripping out his heart and stamping on it. Unfortunately for Merlin he accidentally falls for Arthur along the way. And almost has sex. In rhyming couplets.
Disclaimer - Belongs to the Beeb. Gaius would have been declaring his disbelief more often if I did.
Notes - I AM SORRY IF THIS SCARS YOU. Day 12 (12 days of Christmas) and Day 15 (Merlin mucking everything up and the phrase "How many times do I have to say get down off of that Christmas tree") of merlinadvent combined.
ALSO: Wmffre just pointed out that half of this only rhymes if you read it out loud with a thick Welsh accent. So try that.
ALSO: ME: "I'm writing a rhyming sex scene. What rhymes with completion?"
WMFFRE: "... mucous secretion?"
PLZ DON’T HATE ME, FANDOM.
(-Here-)